grdkeith

what about I WISH I COULD FLY by some guy and ORVILLE

what about will ye no come back again----- by everybody who knows ye !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

fog on the tyne by lindisfarne might suit him OR lip up fatty by bad manners !! must be a lot more suitable ones for him out there

contributed hee haw tae the gene pool !!

i believe you have been blawin aboot the mighty glasgow rangers again, i was goin to bet you a pair of youngsters that we beat you in the new year derby then it occured to me that i lose both ways ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

we have plenty more and we are all related so once more we will be keepin it in the extended family although none are quite as inbred as jed

PLEASE PLEASE tell me the plugs are for our lugs ??) ??) ??) ??)

any friend of alans is a friend of mi-------oh never mind your on your own there pal ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

NO JUST THE ONE BIG DIN

sharing a room with him i wouldnt be biting the pillow i would have it coverin mi lugs :X

just as long as i aint in the hearing aid raffle!!

for gods sake dont tell anyone about the raffle until they have paid in full or it could just be two of you in the same room

the raffle of the deaf!! if not before then definitely after

baaaaaaa humbug

they might be knockin on the door but it will no be tae get in !! it will be tae get him to cut the din oot ;)

it would need tae be dark !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

who said that ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

with blackpool less than three weeks away who gets to share a room with the king of snore otherwise known as black w/fl, i drew the short straw 15years ago and the doc says that my hearing has almost recovered to 80% of what it was, so who is due to suffer this year?

IS THAT YOU ALAN ?

EVEN I WOULDNT BUY A TICKET FOR THAT RAFFLE,AND EITHER WOULD ANYBODY ELSE WHO I AM

did not know that he was called anything apart from CT, does he realise he has got another name?

they are no as bad as some said he is !!

if its for the doos then a set of wing mirrors so they can see yours disappear in the distance, or some go-faster stripes for their wings

cant make my mind up on your pressie, a book on how to race pigeons would be really handy or a book on tact would be invaluable but under no circumstances would i give you a mirror as that would be really cruel ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

och go tae yer bed onyway or santa winna be headin your way, HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO