cant make my mind up whether gettin picked on by you and your big nosed pal is like bein heckled by laurel and hardy or slagged off by the chuckle brothers ;D ;D ;D
we have put you down for next year, yer no family but we have never had a wuman there before, there will be a few unhappy ewes but as jed says you cant satisfy them all !!
you and your blue cheq pied pal pickin on the village boys eh!! you pick on one you pick on us all--- if it wisna so frosty it would be time to rally the family and get the pitchforks sharpened and get them right up ye