grdkeith

if you are donating then i have got plenty ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D should you nae be in yer bed by noo ? poor david drivin doon tae doncaster and listenin tae you snorin for 6 hours all the way doon

walter is it not 29 th november ? and any birds up for auction ?

great list but leonard just gets my vote as the best ever !!

you might think it but i couldnt possibly comment ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

a nipple would suit better !! ;)

you can spell and you are a rangers fan----wow--- a first on pigeonbasics ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

get her to move thirty feet and it will look like the loft is back where it started, with a bit of luck she may now be next door!! problem solved----simples !!

dunno-- nae moustache

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D classic !!

never mind him jed ----- stick with the real muppets !!

eye !! thought so, the dog must have a name

why has your avatar got two eyes ? is that no against trade descriptions ?

he must be skint as weel ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

aye thay went bust as well !!!

better get it all out today cos your financial results are oot tomorrow, the wee man wi the flat cap left celtic wi a fortune in his hipper and the club in a better state than when he got there, Mr Murray great man though he undoubtedly is cant say the same. think i will finish with a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha

you drive a hard bargain, but if it was me i would have knocked them down a bit ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

and it is goodnight from him.........................goodnight !!

i am sure i saw them on his pedigree !! both under section marked ' father'

I recognise her the *expletive removed*, she is two timing me !!

speakin aboot one eyed monsters where are you AJ ? someone insulted the village cat

thats my one eyed monster !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I will have you know i have one good eye!!

who said that ?

my fingers smell of pork !! hope it is off that bacon sannie i had