grdkeith

you would need at least 6 reindeer to pull you anyway ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i could sell you a sledge suitable for the fuller figure!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

heavy here in the village of the damned, cant find any sheep in these conditions but never mind i will be selling plenty sledges ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ditto

nae fuuny !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thought youd fell asleep again , was sure i heard snoring and i am only 35 miles by road fae ye ;D ;D ;D ;D

which one are you waldorf or stadler?

the only good thing oot o forres is the road to the village of the damned

not like you to be funny, first this year !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

eye!!

is it true you are the love child of Isa ?

dis isa no keep canaries as weel?

its time play the music itstime to light the lights, do you dae requests by the way? :P :P

yer probably in it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

dont watch that, watch this!!

14 sleeps till blackpool time you were bedded

if he ever had an idea it would die of loneliness ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

we need revenge, any printable ideas ?

thank god you changed your avatar, your name with black w/fl photo was really confusing

aye, locking me in a room with the north of england snoring champ was one of them, nae much fun when he couldnt get oot next morning for a leak

it has to be jed for me as it would be one in the EYE for all you guys who live in the metropolis of forres and inverurie who are jealous of how close we in the village of the damned are!! how many of you guys can say that they are related to every one of their neighbours in at least four sides of the family and answer me this, could four members of your family get kitted out at specsavers for the price of one? i think not

you are a bad bad man, serves ye right for kepin canaries

nae like you tae be funny, smiley smiley

never heard that one but i do know who alice is !! i will say no more

bed i think, when you have two eyes you need more sleep apparently