The Wife

[dwh]

Walked into the bathroom and found me with my head down the bog !

she said

"stop pretending to be sick your still coming to my mother's"

 

i'm not,

i'm trying to get used to the smell of p*ss "

:lol: :lol:

[buster151]

:emoticon-0136-giggle:

[William Reid]

F.L.M.A.O. :emoticon-0137-clapping:

[ALF]

am phoning Edith and sticking ye in ya fud!!!

[William Reid]

am phoning Edith and sticking ye in ya fud!!!

expletive remove Alan the guys in enough pain :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[ALF]

expletive remove Alan the guys in enough pain :emoticon-0136-giggle:

i hope she batters fk oot him :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

[Kyleakin Lofts]

i hope she batters fk oot him :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

 

Aye, wi his ain wooden leg tae.

[Guest stb-]

i hope she batters fk oot him :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

yer a heartless fkr so ye are Davy wiz only tellin the truth !!!!!!!!or wiz he smellin the truth

[just ask me]

Good one lol should break the ice I next night im in mother in laws lol

[William Reid]

Good one lol should break the ice I next night im in mother in laws lol

Your no match for the DRAGON she will sort you out :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[just ask me]

Your no match for the DRAGON she will sort you out :emoticon-0136-giggle:

 

 

 

i was never religious i never believed in heaven or hell angels and demons gods and the like until i meat the devil un earth lol

[William Reid]

i was never religious i never believed in heaven or hell angels and demons gods and the like until i meat the devil un earth lol

expletive remove and you call me nuts .

[walterboswell59]

my wife says shes not burnt my dinner since i got her that new timemer its the f k g smoke alarm daft *expletive removed*