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Guest chad3646
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a new super jail is set to open in scotland next march

 

it will hold up to 500 inmates, the first jail in the uk to house men,and women, young offenders and

 

remand prisoners ,the 140 million, building will replace the crumbling victorian jails in aberdeen

 

and peterhead, i wonder how cushie this one will be

Posted

a new super jail is set to open in scotland next march

 

it will hold up to 500 inmates, the first jail in the uk to house men,and women, young offenders and

 

remand prisoners ,the 140 million, building will replace the crumbling victorian jails in aberdeen

 

and peterhead, i wonder how cushie this one will be

 

Wonder if they will get WI-FI :lol::lol::lol:

Posted

thats the problem chad there all cushy or the crooks and muggers would not want to go back

 

 

The jails that we have in the UK are disgrace, tax payers money again, they shouldbe should be like the ones abrod, like Mexico etc, too cushy as you say mate. :emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer:

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The jails that we have in the UK are disgrace, tax payers money again, they shouldbe should be like the ones abrod, like Mexico etc, too cushy as you say mate. :emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer:

its the judges to blame cem there a joke

Guest Gareth Rankin
Posted

No doubt another prison were inmates will have there own key to there cell.

 

Put a penny on the income tax, double the amount of jails, double the sentences and bring back the hanging. World would be a far better place than it is at present.

Crime is attractive option at this minute in time, in fact if i wasn't 6 foot 6 inches i would try and rob a bank myself. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

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its the judges to blame cem there a joke

 

 

I agree mate, but if they werent so cushy as they are nowadys, would most of them go back, i dont think so, be touger on them in there, learn them not to come back, you wont stop some, but if the conditions arent great as what they seem to be, they would want to go back would they. :animatedpigeons:

Guest chad3646
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thats the problem chad there all cushy or the crooks and muggers would not want to go back

 

 

your correct walter ,i read in the papers last year, they were complaining about there mattresses

being to hard, the reception wasn,t good they couldn,t get a good pic ture on there wide screen tv

 

 

what a joke

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I agree mate, but if they werent so cushy as they are nowadys, would most of them go back, i dont think so, be touger on them in there, learn them not to come back, you wont stop some, but if the conditions arent great as what they seem to be, they would want to go back would they. :animatedpigeons:

your right cem and life should mean life not 8 or 10 year and back on the street

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your correct walter ,i read in the papers last year, they were complaining about there mattresses

being to hard, the reception wasn,t good they couldn,t get a good pic ture on there wide screen tv

 

 

what a joke

i its hard to get a long lie if your beds not very comfy

Posted

No doubt another prison were inmates will have there own key to there cell.

 

Put a penny on the income tax, double the amount of jails, double the sentences and bring back the hanging. World would be a far better place than it is at present.

Crime is attractive option at this minute in time, in fact if i wasn't 6 foot 6 inches i would try and rob a bank myself. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

so are you saying us wee guys have a better chance gareth lol

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your correct walter ,i read in the papers last year, they were complaining about there mattresses

being to hard, the reception wasn,t good they couldn,t get a good pic ture on there wide screen tv

what a joke

 

 

Its hard to follow Emerdale if the telly nae right, :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:

Guest chad3646
Posted

As long as you get a mars bar and a blanket and if your realy good a cup of tea who gives a .*expletive removed*. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

 

 

horlicks and an electric blanket

 

lol

Guest Gareth Rankin
Posted

so are you saying us wee guys have a better chance gareth lol

Yes, short arses always get away with murder.

 

so are you saying us wee guys have a better chance gareth lol

Yes, short arses always get away with murder.

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I agree that prisons are a soft touch in the UK, They should be on minimum rations and no entertainment whatsoever, I think in general the police do their best, the judges are a tad unworldly in their sentence scale, but who are the mob that shout about depriving them of their human rights, we're always hearing the phrase but nobody seems to know who they are

Posted

Aye 1st Jail in uk ta employ Michalin Star Cheif, and Keys al roon so can get oot 4 Smoke !! na allow smoke in cells !!!! X-Boxes al roon, Wi-Fi, 500 beds :emoticon-0140-rofl: aberdeen SOON fill that :lol: :lol: Wit bout rest Scotland. ^_^ ^_^

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Aye 1st Jail in uk ta employ Michalin Star Cheif, and Keys al roon so can get oot 4 Smoke !! na allow smoke in cells !!!! X-Boxes al roon, Wi-Fi, 500 beds :emoticon-0140-rofl: aberdeen SOON fill that :lol: :lol: Wit bout rest Scotland. ^_^ ^_^

F that Elgin for me next time :D

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Aye 1st Jail in uk ta employ Michalin Star Cheif, and Keys al roon so can get oot 4 Smoke !! na allow smoke in cells !!!! X-Boxes al roon, Wi-Fi, 500 beds :emoticon-0140-rofl: aberdeen SOON fill that :lol: :lol: Wit bout rest Scotland. ^_^ ^_^

it will not take long to fill when the junkies all get signed off we wont be able to walk out the door without being robbed or broken into people stealing to feed there kids wait and see

Guest homestead
Posted

I know a driver who went to prison in Belgium for smuggling cigs 10's of 1000's of them and he was aloud to spend £10 a week of his own money in the prison shop. That included 1 bottle of beer a day and 5 cigs a day plus a tv in his cell... cushy or what :emoticon-0138-thinking: not arf

Guest chad3646
Posted

now the inmates of the new super jail are to get under floor heating,a prison source said cell floors must be amongst the coldest materials known to man,i say why dont they go the whole hog and give them heated toilet seats, after all you know what like it is getting up during the night and sitting on a cold toilet pan, have you any other suggestions how we could keep the inmates happy

 

as we dont want them to re offend .

 

 

 

read it in todays paper

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