walterboswell59 Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 cracker tony lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony C Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I was sitting at my computer the other day drafting my will and I calledout to my wife, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!" SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY *expletive removed*!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sapper756 Posted December 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 The wooden ball An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball.The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddymac Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 The wooden ball An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball.The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tony C Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Wife said: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the pot''. There aint no pleasing some women! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tony C Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I was in the Texas Rose last night at the bar waiting for a beer, when abutt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, ?Hey, sexy, how about giving me your number?? I looked at her and said, ?Have you got a pen.? She said, ?I sure do." I said, ?Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you?remissing.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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