Joke

[walterboswell59]

cracker tony lol

[Tony C]

I was sitting at my computer the other day drafting my will and I called

out to my wife,

 

"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!"

 

SHE SHOUTED BACK "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY *expletive removed*!!"

[Tony C]

[sapper756]

One for halloween

 

[Guest big50cal]

Like that one

[sapper756]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

[Tony C]

[andy Burgess]

http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/files/20131107_chicken_lifestyle.jpg

[sapper756]

The wooden ball

 

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,

But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers

off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

 

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and

tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the

cleanest shave he's had in years.

 

But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had

swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like

everyone else does."

[paddymac]

The wooden ball

 

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,

But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers

off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

 

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and

tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the

cleanest shave he's had in years.

 

But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had

swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like

everyone else does."

:lol:

[Tony C]

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[buster151]

[William Reid]

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[sapper756]

[sapper756]

[buster151]

:emoticon-0140-rofl:

[Tony C]

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[Tony C]

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[Tony C]

Wife said: “Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the pot''. There aint no pleasing some women!

[buster151]

:emoticon-0140-rofl:

[Tony C]

I was in the Texas Rose last night at the bar waiting for a beer, when a

butt-ugly,

 

big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.

 

She said, ?Hey, sexy, how about giving me your number??

 

I looked at her and said, ?Have you got a pen.?

 

She said, ?I sure do."

 

I said, ?Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you?re

missing.?

[Tony C]

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[Tony C]

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