What Have Your Club Mates Done That Have Made You Laugh

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

I knew there would be some cracking stories once i started this thread.

 

Brilliant

 

Know of a guy local to Larkhall that decided to go to a local show which was around xmas time, he thought he would be proffessional so he came with all the powder and lighter fluid stuff that the show boys have. One pigeon was a bit dirty so he got the lighter fluid and scooshed it on the bird, fancier standing next to him told him that he had done it all wrong and he had put far too much on the doo, new showman told him not too worry as he knew how to dry it off, next thing he leant down towards the calour gas fire and held the doo towards it :o

 

lets just say the doo couldnt go into the show pen.

 

Jesus Christ

 

Heard a story of a good show boy through here.Don't know what show it was exactly but he went outside fer a while when he came back his two doos wernae in the pen-he went mental,turning the hall upside down accusing folk of stealing his doos.It turns out they were up at the top table for best in show in their categories

[geordie1234]

Lets hear our own funny stories things we have made a *expletive removed* off

[Delboy]

I know a member on basics who bought a empty pen at a sale that was donated by a ex club mate of mine. Basics member got a phone call to visit him as it was ready. He got handled one young bird, this was nothing special so no expression was shown by the purchaser of the empty pen. He then had the first young bird took of him and was given the 1st young birds nest mate. This was a cracker and didn't hold back at showing his delight at what a cracker it was, at this pount the breeder then took the cracker of him and gave him the first young bird. Lol

 

 

Cracker Gareth,

[Delboy]

An old guy that was in our club years ago was being pestered by a wee mouse in his loft.He tried for weeks to catch it and eventually he got caught it in a milk bottle ( still alive ).He took it in his hand and said, ya wee effin bassa, ive tried for weeks to catch ye, dont you ever come near this loft again or I will kill you and he threw it into the garden

[geordie1234]

Lets hear our own funny stories things we have made a *expletive removed* off

Seems everyone is perfect on here lol

 

I once tried to grab a hen that wouldny go through the stall trap for the first time and it was getting dark! result was I ended up pulling her tail right oot

 

An old guy that was in our club years ago was being pestered by a wee mouse in his loft.He tried for weeks to catch it and eventually he got caught it in a milk bottle ( still alive ).He took it in his hand and said, ya wee effin bassa, ive tried for weeks to catch ye, dont you ever come near this loft again or I will kill you and he threw it into the garden

ahhahahahahahah thats crazy

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

Just remembered another classic courtesy of the Avonbrig Legend.

 

He had a pigeon to be transferred.So filled in the transfer form.Provided two stamped addressed envelopesfer the duplicates-one for the new owner(himself) and one for the vendor.

 

I'm sure ye can guess what happens next.... haha

 

He puts the transfer form,envelope to the SHU and envelope to the vendor in his envelope and accidentally posts it tae himself

[highwings]

budgie was a bit of a gigalo when he was younger but nobudy caled him stud then as he got older he was a good spark but nobudy caled him a master electrician but he got cot with one sheep and gess what thay call him now lol

lol

[knoxjn]

when i was the secretary of traprain birds arrived home phoned round the members with time for the clocks loaded the computer and all the gubbins for doing the result went to the club and my clock was sitting on the kitchen worktop in the house doh

[highwings]

big budgie got a new LASCOSTE JUMPER AND TRYED IT ON HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAID HE WAS TAKEING IT BACK BECAUSE THE WRITING WAS ROUND THE WRONG WAY LOL

class tam lol

[highwings]

whent to budgies to get his doos for a toss one morning he was not thare comeing out the gate met some travelers who stay not to far frome the big man thay asket if i whanted the drive way tarmaced told them to go ahead the big man was not happy when he come home and all his mono block had been lifted and good tarmac in its place lol

bril lol

[knoxjn]

a new member joined traprain and i was trying to show him how professional we were did the result he actally won the race only thing was i put in the wrong lib time and the birds were doing over 8 thousand yards a minute doh

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

A man in thus site went training at 05.00, travelled the forty odd miles to the ski slopes at Edinburgh, single tossed them which took around 45 mins this down too that he had 2 baskets to liberate. Got back to Lanarkshire around 06.30, went to get the baskets out of the back and got a shock when he realised that the baskets were not there. Lol

 

 

He then took a gamble and drove the 40 mile back and the baskets were still there.

[Delboy]

A man in thus site went training at 05.00, travelled the forty odd miles to the ski slopes at Edinburgh, single tossed them which took around 45 mins this down too that he had 2 baskets to liberate. Got back to Lanarkshire around 06.30, went to get the baskets out of the back and got a shock when he realised that the baskets were not there. Lol

 

 

He then took a gamble and drove the 40 mile back and the baskets were still there.

 

Glad you got yer baskets back m8 lol

[yeboah]

Went down to Lockerbie one very wet morning to help erect a new loft which our clocksetter had bought himself ,he was quite adament that we only take the roof off his old loft as a fellow club member had purchased it from him and was fetching a tractor and trailer with his lads to lift it straight on ,(some one frae hearts of gold would nae have took it as it was f---) We stood in the pissin rain in fits of laughter as six of them carried the loft and got it stuck solid in the walkway between the houses ,they had to take a sledge hammer to it and smash it up as the neighbours could,nae get in with there shopping ,funny as f-- as the club member and his lads drove away in the tractor with a heap of fire wood

 

 

Whilst standing in a fish bar in Blackpool at 3am ,our club mate was standing outside in the bitter cold with his arms inside these massive pockets on his jeans,as we waited to be served he leaned against a bill board which collapsed and he went with it as he could-nae get his arms out in time we had to go outside and pick him up as he cracked his skull of the pavement

[just ask me]

best thread on basics all year laughed so hard :emoticon-0137-clapping:

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

Club mate had a leak in his roof, he is a office worker so DIY is not his strong point. Secretary of the club told him to buy some felt and just use felt nails. He finished the job and was as pleased as punch and wasn't afraid to tell the rest of the men in the club.

 

About a week later it rained and the club secretary received a phone call from him, this was to inform him that his idea of using felt nails was not a good idea as the rain water was still flooding in through the roof. Secretary said ok I will bring my blow torch up and see what I can doo.

The secretary arrived climb up on the roof and started roaring with laughter, this because the office worker pigeon fancier had laid the felt in reverse order do much so that the rain ran down the roof it would run underneath the next row of felt.

[daviedoo22]

I am race controller for our fed and one night at our club,the birds had been loaded onto transporter and it was just pulling away when one member turned to me and said "do you just travel down to lib site in your car in the morning".

[REDROCKET]

i got up a5.45 to basket the birds for a training toss had agreed with my old man to liberate them at 7am

got to the training location at 6.30 and sat for half an hour got out the car opened the boot ???????????

birds were still back at the fn loft where i sat them behind the car lol fn numpty.

[Guest KING BILLY]

i got up a5.45 to basket the birds for a training toss had agreed with my old man to liberate them at 7am

got to the training location at 6.30 and sat for half an hour got out the car opened the boot ???????????

birds were still back at the fn loft where i sat them behind the car lol fn numpty.

gid son but i thout you would have lerend after the first and second time lol

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

Any more stories out there, im sure we could all do with a laugh

[mcgrottys]

charty sale joe puts up a young bird ready a weeks time jim moor bays the bird joe takes bird to jim when ready.jim puts bird in loft to weeks pass joe gets phone call i have young bird of yours here whats its ring number ask joe i put that young bird up 4 charty sale and jim moor got it. ooohh joe sorry its jim here forgot about that.

[geordie1234]

charty sale joe puts up a young bird ready a weeks time jim moor bays the bird joe takes bird to jim when ready.jim puts bird in loft to weeks pass joe gets phone call i have young bird of yours here whats its ring number ask joe i put that young bird up 4 charty sale and jim moor got it. ooohh joe sorry its jim here forgot about that.

Hahaha

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

charty sale joe puts up a young bird ready a weeks time jim moor bays the bird joe takes bird to jim when ready.jim puts bird in loft to weeks pass joe gets phone call i have young bird of yours here whats its ring number ask joe i put that young bird up 4 charty sale and jim moor got it. ooohh joe sorry its jim here forgot about that.

Good one Sean

[mcgrottys]

Hahaha

gareth i hope your dads ok please tell him i was asking about him.

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

gareth i hope your dads ok please tell him i was asking about him.

Will do Sean