A WEE DITTY

[dwh]

;)THIS WEE DITTY'S ABOUT THIS SITE

WHERE WE SOMETIMES TALK SENSE BUT  OFTEN SH*TE

THERE'S PLENTY ER MEMBERS AND A NUMBER OF MODS

KEEPIN AN EYE ON US DAFT SODS

 

ITS ALL ABOUT PIGEONS HOW THEY COME N GO

BUT IF YER GET SICK THEN THERES THE DISCO

CEM'S THE MANAGER NORTH WALES ON THE DOOR

WI TWO CRACKIN DJ'S TO GET YOU ON THE FLOOR

 

WE'VE GOT STRAPPER BLACK W/F ALF , ROBBIEDOO

STB ME N KINGBILLY TO NAME BUT A FEW

SO HERES TO THE DITTY WHICH GIVES AN INSIGHT

TO ALL THE MEMBERS DAFTYS AND TRUMPETS ON THIS SIGHT  ;D

[BLACK W F]

i davey your wasted ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

ABSOLUTE CRACKER DAVY YE UR AFF YER HEED RIGHT ENOUGH  ;D ;D ;D

[just ask me]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D like that  

[Guest frank dooman]

cem hes looking for a membership of the dafty club hes nearly as bad as you,s

[Babybird]

very good ;D ;D ;D

[Guest Freebird]

;)THIS WEE DITTY'S ABOUT THIS SITE

WHERE WE SOMETIMES TALK SENSE BUT  OFTEN SH*TE

THERE'S PLENTY ER MEMBERS AND A NUMBER OF MODS

KEEPIN AN EYE ON US DAFT SODS

 

ITS ALL ABOUT PIGEONS HOW THEY COME N GO

BUT IF YER GET SICK THEN THERES THE DISCO

CEM'S THE MANAGER NORTH WALES ON THE DOOR

WI TWO CRACKIN DJ'S TO GET YOU ON THE FLOOR

 

WE'VE GOT STRAPPER BLACK W/F ALF , ROBBIEDOO

STB ME N KINGBILLY TO NAME BUT A FEW

SO HERES TO THE DITTY WHICH GIVES AN INSIGHT

TO ALL THE MEMBERS DAFTYS AND TRUMPETS ON THIS SIGHT  ;D

 

WE AWE NEED A LAUGH AN A WEE BIT O' BANTER

TAE SOFTEN THE JAW AND TAE RATTLE THE CHANTER

ATWEEN THE MARE SERIOUS DEBATES OWN THE DOOS

CAUSE IF WE ONLY DONE THIS THEN WE'D AWE HAE THE BLOOZ

 

OOR THE HALE SITE MAEST MEMBERS ARE GID

BIT SOME ARE JIST IN IT FUR MAEKIN A QUID

AM AYE FAIR AMAZED MANY GIE BIRDS FUR NOWT

BUT SURELY WI BROTHERS (AND SISTERS) THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT

 

AH DINNA RACE BUT AH SURE LOVE THE DOOS

AN THIS SITE AMONG AWE IS THE ONE THAT AH CHOOSE

COS MAIST O' THE GUYS ARE WORTH THIER WEIGHT IN GOLD

WI KNOWLEDGE AN EXPERIENCE THIER STORY'S UNFOLD

 

WI FEATHERS LIKE SILK YER BIRDS ARE AWE BRAW

THE LOFTS ARE AWE POLISHED SOME HEEDS ARE ANAW (happy)

WI SHINY NECKS AN STANDIN FAIR PROUD

THUR CHASIN THUR HENS AND COO'IN OUT LOUD

 

INTAE THE BASKET ON A TRIP MILES AWAY

LIB'D IN THE MORNIN AN FAST ON THUR WAY

THROUGH PLENTY O' PERIL THEY GET BACK TO YOU

THE BONNIE WEE BIRD THAT WE AWE CALL THE DOO

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cemetary]

cem hes looking for a membership of the dafty club hes nearly as bad as you,s

 

Well Frank your the founder owe the club, you have the last say, if he gets in or no,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

If it was up ti me, he wouldnt get in because hes no DAFT enough fir the club,  ;D ;D ??) ??)

[Guest frank dooman]

 

Well Frank your the founder owe the club, you have the last say, if he gets in or no,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

If it was up ti me, he wouldnt get in because hes no DAFT enough fir the club,  ;D ;D ??) ??)

 

founder member didny even know i wis a member but yir right hes no daft enough (YET) but staying on here he might naw hiv far ta go

[Guest stb-]

cem hes looking for a membership of the dafty club hes nearly as bad as you,s

 

WHOS YOUS   YA  DAFFTY   , WE IS THE CLEVER WANS   :P ;D ;D ;D

[cemetary]

 

founder member didny even know i wis a member but yir right hes no daft enough (YET) but staying on here he might naw hiv far ta go

 

Well yi are nooooooooooooooooo  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Just mind yi have ti stamp his book ti be activated,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Guest frank dooman]

 

WHOS YOUS   YA  DAFFTY   , WE IS THE CLEVER WANS   :P ;D ;D ;D

 

aw you dafty,s iam the sencible one  8) 8) 8) 8)

[Guest stb-]

 

WE AWE NEED A LAUGH AN A WEE BIT O' BANTER

TAE SOFTEN THE JAW AND TAE RATTLE THE CHANTER

ATWEEN THE MARE SERIOUS DEBATES OWN THE DOOS

CAUSE IF WE ONLY DONE THIS THEN WE'D AWE HAE THE BLOOZ

 

OOR THE HALE SITE MAEST MEMBERS ARE GID

BIT SOME ARE JIST IN IT FUR MAEKIN A QUID

AM AYE FAIR AMAZED MANY GIE BIRDS FUR NOWT

BUT SURELY WI BROTHERS (AND SISTERS) THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT

 

AH DINNA RACE BUT AH SURE LOVE THE DOOS

AN THIS SITE AMONG AWE IS THE ONE THAT AH CHOOSE

COS MAIST O' THE GUYS ARE WORTH THIER WEIGHT IN GOLD

WI KNOWLEDGE AN EXPERIENCE THIER STORY'S UNFOLD

 

WI FEATHERS LIKE SILK YER BIRDS ARE AWE BRAW

THE LOFTS ARE AWE POLISHED SOME HEEDS ARE ANAW (happy)

WI SHINY NECKS AN STANDIN FAIR PROUD

THUR CHASIN THUR HENS AND COO'IN OUT LOUD

 

INTAE THE BASKET ON A TRIP MILES AWAY

LIB'D IN THE MORNIN AN FAST ON THUR WAY

THROUGH PLENTY O' PERIL THEY GET BACK TO YOU

THE BONNIE WEE BIRD THAT WE AWE CALL THE DOO

 

 

 

 

 

THINK YOU AND DAVY ARE ON A DOUBLE ACT NOO

 

VERY GID ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[cemetary]

 

aw you dafty,s iam the sencible one  8) 8) 8) 8)

 

Ha Ha Ha, founder owe the club, trying ti cover his tracks on here,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

 

Ha Ha Ha, founder owe the club, trying ti cover his tracks on here,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

BIG FEET IN THE SNAW COMES TAE MIND DOUGIE  ;D 8) 8)

[Guest frank dooman]

 

Ha Ha Ha, founder owe the club, trying ti cover his tracks on here,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

ok iam as  well comming out noo  :-/ :-/ :-/

[cemetary]

 

ok iam as  well comming out noo  :-/ :-/ :-/

 

No before time,  ??) ??) ??) ??)

[Guest frank dooman]

 

No before time,  ??) ??) ??) ??)

 

i think i need my big partener,s help alf where are you ;) ;)

[cemetary]

 

i think i need my big partener,s help alf where are you ;) ;)

 

Big Trumpet has fell asleep wi the bawe heid in the soup,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

am just oot the shower ya trumpet ye :P ;D ;D ;D

[Guest frank dooman]

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Big Trumpet has fell asleep wi the bawe heid in the soup,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

he aw ways fau,s asleep whits new ;D ;D ;D ;D

[cemetary]

am just oot the shower ya trumpet ye :P ;D ;D ;D

 

Waste owe water, you dont nowt the day again,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

Waste owe water, you dont nowt the day again,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

a wis graftin ya dafty :P

[cemetary]

 

a wis graftin ya dafty :P

 

The gaffer must have been watching yi then,  ;D ;D ??) ??)

[Guest frank dooman]

alf i bet cem,s family share the bath water toss a coin for 1st in or mabe cem pulls rank??