greenlands Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.She said: “How does the male know when the female dog is ready for sex ?â€I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That is how nature works.â€We then walked past a sheep paddock and the ram was mating the ewe.Again my girlfriend asked: “How the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex?â€I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.â€We then went past a cow-paddock and the bull was mating the cow.My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are all at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready.I said: “Look, it’s nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sexâ€.Anyway and after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.She said: “Take care and get yourself checked for Covid-19 .â€Surprised I asked her: “Why do you feel that way?â€She said: “I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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