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Whats the returns like from the race the day.

Whats the returns like guys from the days liberation.

Many happy returns auld yin, the day yours,

Yous are not alone for the time being. Guid luck to the Feds who are away, hope yous have a good race and returns are there.

What we ar needing is, GOD to get up, have a shower as normal, then dry his hair, that will push the muckey weather away to get the birds home.

Not clearing very quick her just now, with no wind, dosent help either though.

You must have left it in the car ti take back up the rod wit you.

Yous 2 feckers ate the lot tae.

Looks like other Feds will have to follow then,

A was up at 6, looked out the window, pea soup, couldnt even see the graveyard, wEnt out at 7, still the same, back at 8, started to clear over Kennoway, looked out there 5 mins ago,pea soup again, closeing back in.

Youve forgot ti pit them up auld yin.

ITS THE OTHER 2 DAFTYS WHO NEED A ROOM, SQUARE-PEG AND BIG BUNKER HED, YOU CAN ALSO TAG ALONG WITH THEM TAE YA CABBAGE, expletive remove its going to be like Mills & Boon noo.

A doO like a hole in the HEID,

Eye cause yir a pair owe TRUMPETS, thats why, Away and bang yir heid aff a bird box u

Just a wee bit smaller than yir heid ya Cabbage,

Couldnt get into it, beer wasnt that great,

Eye the size owe an Industrial bucket lid, you and Alf got fitted up at the same time,

Dont drink with novices,

That will take you a long time then eh,

A DAFTYS night out, coming soon,

Glad your more than happy with them mate, there was some good birds on offer at the time.

You got a stutter,

Done shifts tae, Days/Backs/Nights i think the bst shift for the doos is Nights, without a doubt, back shift, waste of a week, days was guid tae though.

Lashing doon here, very strong winds tae,

Happy Birthday auld yin, have a nice day, BAMPOT.