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  1. ELO
  2. harry h

    Avian Flu

    The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A90 recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"
  3. Alan I've got 2 or 3 big aluminium ones you could have mate, they must be about 2ft square.
  4. Pearl Jam with Neil Young.
  5. The Eagles. https://youtu.be/Mj1i_yx5BV0
  6. Paul Young.
  7. Donna Summer, she was the Queen of Disco.
  8. Good evening to you as well mate, that's just me Andy Happy Harry. :D
  9. Fleetwood Mac.
  10. Eve of Destruction.
  11. The Who.
  12. Imagine. http://youtu.be/DCX3ZNDZAwY
  13. Evening Andy.
  14. The Doo bie Brothers.
  15. Glen PM me your address and phone number.
  16. harry h

    Question

    It's the only vaccine that's not oil based, so can be used straight from the fridge.
  17. If you want to donate say £10 per race as a prize and get the members who want to participate in the race to pay a £1 each for club funds, the members pick a name from a hat ever week and if whoever's name you pick wins the race then you get the £10 prize money the club gets the £1 that each member paid for club funds, so it might be the same 1,2 or 3 that wins the race every week, but not necessarily the £10 prize money. (Don't ever forget it's only a bit of fun for club funds)
  18. I bought this lot of DE-GOBBLERS,they never done *expletive removed* racing but where very tasty when roasted and covered in gravy.
  19. Has Bigda phoned you yet? :D
  20. Put me down for 2 Ian. THANKS Harry Ian
  21. harry h

    Wee Laugh

    Your a bad man John.
  22. I'll be there Andy :emoticon-0167-beer:
  23. Evening all, http://youtu.be/fPGKTZ1C9jI
  24. Reliable posties I don't think so, Paul said that he's not received my Christmas card yet. :D
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