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Sorry about the pics of white rollers :B :B :B :B :B Gay pieds are ones with guts a splash of colour on them, plenty of gay pieds on here ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cute grandson and cracking birds

Shocking ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aye, it's a hard habit to break :)

What kind of statement is that ALf, never mind anything to do with this issue but any member that has been penalised is not going to post details on a forum unless he is defending or appologising regarding the post Never heard heard the likes of it

Just wish he would return that pink dress he borrowed

And theres me thinking you were stopping ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aye there are, they are of pure whites

Be carefull when you open the pic it opens up loads of popups

St Tiggywinles ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Could you imagine working there and answering the phone seriously :B :B :B

He will be back for the hen if you have taken two rounds of him. I have racers but don't race them, I bought them for Cabin boy but he changed his mind about racing, I also have quite a few white racers that we don't race. I will be racing next year in a partnership with Billy flying mostly white grizzles and gay pieds

Could be a show of fancy pigeon, they can get quite large, a pic would definately help, best to catch it when it'a is roosting

They generally do but I have had gay pieds that moulted out the mark on the tips of the feathers after their first moult but not if it is at the base of the feather

Did you make it or buy it?

I will miss your p*ss jokes on the chit chat, especially the Amtak ones :'(

African owls, ugly little F****rs Chinese owls are a bit nicer looking

Have a good one

I will get the youngsters droppings tested to see if there are any signs of it, the vet says that it would be better if I sent the cock in alive for a post mortem as salmonella etc develope in dead birds anyway, or I would had to refrigerate it to keep it fresh, In hind sight I wish I had sent the bird in or not killed it instead of thinking it was a poke in the eye Another thing mentioned it could have been a kidney problem causing the eyes to go yellow, we will find out when I get the droppings tested tomorrow Bearing in mind no one has ever seen this yellow eye in a bird before and no other bird including it's younster shows any ill health For what I understand from this article about paratyphoid organism found in pigeons is usually, but not always, Salmonella typhimurium variety copenhagen. http://www.albertaclassic.net/chalmers1.php Any species including ourselves can be carriers of it for life and near enough all species can be carriers of it, most conrtolled or treated with antibiotics

Big broad shoulders, I am sure I can carry the burden of my mistakes

I am sure there a lot that would agree with you on the euthanasia, but I think if they put to a vote you and JW would be first on the list to be done, Or do you think it's youthanasia where you are going be regressed watch not go too far, ewes two are Neanderthals or primates, not quite sure :-/ :-/ :-/

Quoted from Vic Hold the pigeon lower than normal, then look down from above, and you will see whether the pupils have been injured or not. Where did you guys serve your time, Behind bars or in front of them? lol. Vic. Still serving my time like all the rest of us, cannae be good at everything but at least I try. Maybe someday i will be as old and wise as you sir I euthanised it this morning as the eyes looked like they are well damaged inside, actually looked like they were disintigrating, hopefully a one off, no other birds have any signs of ailments. Just wondering if it has pecked at something poisonous while out flying Sorry you missed this posting Vic

No signs of ill health in any other birds, he has always filled eggs and raised good youngsters, a strong dominant cock in the loft You have to send a live bird if you want a post mortem carried out , don't know why but that is the way they want them, if I get any more going down I will get one done, meantime i will get cross section of droppings tested