DOVEScot

Well done, great flying for a ten year old

That you were going to pay me back that money you were due me ;D ;D ;D

People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the altar. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am? The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realise I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan? "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."

Whal!!!! good job he came early, saying that I never felt a thing when mine were born ;D ;D ;D

Cheers, I am just happy to try and get something going and at least have a go in establishing a balance. I think raptors serve a purpose in the food chain but nothing can be allowed to become top heavy thus effecting the rest of the chain or it will break somewhere :-/ A big thanks to Chriss for planting the seed and Rose for offering to look after the money side, her big nightmare is yet to come ;D ;D ;D "COME ON THE REST OF EWES LETS AT LEAST HAVE A GO" "BETTER TO DIE ON YOUR FEET THAN LIVE ON YOUR KNEES"

We don't want to make it too pigeon oriantated for the wider issues, using contacts and links like this http://www.save-songbirds.co.uk/ will gain a lot of support from the general public that won't support it due to their views on pigeons

From all at the Dovescots

Only kidding, I think other members will come to their own conclusions whether one is a good or a bad member "YOU CAN PLEASE SOME PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME BUT YOU CANNOT PLEASE ALL PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME"

We need to post objectives of the campaingn, any links to other sites of a similar outlook as ouselves so we can gain as much support and publicity as possible, a forum where we can discuss ideas and strategies :-/

I am a brilliant member

Aye it is that, looks like the view from my beach house 48 for, 3 maybe's and 2 no's (nows ;D) we are getting there, once the site is up and running so will the next steps of the campaign :)

Glad to see that Phil has broken the link from his site. The site is under construction and will be up and running as soon as possible :)

Welcome

Welcome

Come on you two grow up and talk sense, it's bar-b-que time ;D ;D ;D

To stop the cock crowing too early you make it's housing low enough that it cannot streatch it's neck, this stops it from crowing till you let it out, then you don't get wakened too early and stops it annoying the neighbours

Cheers Sapper

Naw ma dress is more cerese than pink, still waiting on Gangster returning it

CORRECT, pink legs ;D ;D ;D ;D

CORRECT :'( :'( :'(

Nice birds, and brilliant layers, my family had these most of the time, they average 300 eggs a year I just bought four Silkie Bantams at Lanark market for Chickadee, guess what colour they are :'( :'( :'(

IT'S A FRIDAY THING! Test for Dementia B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time , answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first , then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person , you take his place , so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question , but don't take as much time as you took for the first one , OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person , then you are...? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last , then you are wrong again. Tell me , how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this , are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 . Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it , check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day , is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ....Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary 's father has five daughters: 1. Nana , 2. Nene , 3. Nini , 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary . Read the question again! Okay , now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next , a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Like I said, if you let the threads run then the truths come come out and members that earn respect for their honestly will win :-/

Cheers, I will phone him tomorrow

Cheers