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to make them smile ... ;D ;D Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorites: One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' ----------------------------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.' ----------------------------------------------------------- Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day! And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!

Seems like stirring murcky waters Vic at best... Could it be someone is trying to revive what has already run it's course elsewhere? Me, well not interested in mind games, inuendo's and guessing.... I've had too many dinners that smelt different from the taste.

Simple, and their home address... Believe Rose put it up what to do and how etc.

My humour that... One excuse I actually said to the manager when as why I was late... as usual was' 'It was hard work pushing me bike'. 'pushing it' he exclaimed 'why didn't you ride it... a punture'? 'No sir' I replied 'I didn't have time to get on it'! lol Used to have a different reaso most morning...

Competition is nigh always good ... Cartels excepted of course. May well be a few teething troubles, and again no doubt drivers that are A. working with a Franchise structure, and possibly many not interested, or knowledgeable regards live stock, and of course Pigeons in particular. Seem many come and go ... no longr with us. Seen some good services decline and packed up doing a service for us. So fingers crossed and heres hoping ... but of course sadly no cheaper... just pennies if that mostly. So may well be a bit early to horay henry this company really... but let us hope.

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started Swearing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval. 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?' 'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. 'Oh, sh *t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops' WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' ................ 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f**king Coco Pops'

Yep, and regards Mr Ross just who are you refering to?

Would the father of Prince Harry stand up! ... mind Harry seems to care for the Pigeons... Bang bang.

Must say I totally agree with Ian McKay. Further not only dd he have fights on all fronts ... but more sadly a constant one from within ... Apathy groaners that just moan about what he, or any and everyone else should be doing or done. Week in week out... Why he couldn't get a PR Firm -like the RSPB, Governments, Corporate firms, any and every business etc etc. because the 'Fancy' at large won't pay a a few pence per year for one. Gosh the majority are so far behind the times that most believe that because 'So and So' can run a shop, or a lorry firm or whatever that they SHOULD be able to give time and fore thought to any and every whim they have, and if they are fairly well off, pay for it too! No organisation in real terms to day does anything in regards the 'Media / Joe public with out one! Yet we still visualise a 'Knight that is vastly intellectual, highly intelligent, to ride up a do it all for nowt! Just how and when they'd have the time - especially if like they wish and mention - he is a successful businessman to be just stupid enough to do it!

I'd never clip my birds claws... they use them in flights to hook onto tail feathers... says energy etc.

Oh for a rP. R. firm ...

Yeah obviosly a novice if one thinks in the slightest that will ever happen ... mostly 'post' are just mere points that the 'Poster' wishes to put across, slanted, biased or just and fair... and many are repeated several times with just a slight slant different.

Bless her little cotton socks... and a winner at Ascot too... golly what's going to be the third!?

I am 110% for fredom of speech ... but not the freedom of speech that is in any way derogative or injurious to any person. Freedom of speech isn't, and was never intended to be used for that purpose. Indeed it would be revealing I'd wager just what people actually thought, or believe what freedom of speech is, what it entails and why people believe that many have died for it. ... Ps It certainly wasn't, nor is, a means to spout any and everything that one feels at the time ... let alone a right too! PPs I know nothing of the Club, Fed etc. mentioned. But again one most surely also take into an account when using their right to Freedom of speech the MORE important 'Right to reply'! Hence in 'Asence' there can not be any 'Freedom of Speech'! Having waffled on there, I say 'Well done Rose, and you acted wisely, and in perfectly good taste.

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Why quote silly myths? Ask Bill Butterfield on you Alberta Site for instance... see the posts in this regards. If food is short they are the first dinners. Bill and others have had their y/b's taken by the crows... 24 in one season. Your good naturalist Dave Rogers will tell you, that they are hinderance value alone. As soon as Percy wants, he eats them too. Like the saying that Kestel etc. will keep the bigger hawks at bay because they squabble over territory.. another myth. Yes we all see the crows chasing after the hawks... we also see sparrows chasing and nicking of crows! just don't be fooled, the hawks just play the game... and soon sort them when they want... If we had a hard snowy winter here ... like 4050 years ago, crows would be on the main menu for Percy, no two ways about that. The Sparrow hawks have took the crows nest a 100yards from me! they did a good job taking the Magpies nests for a couple of years... Now within a 100 yards I have them blated Magpies 2/3 nests.... No crows, just the odd visit now and two sparow hawks nest.

Small mesh would still allow that.

Agree 100% with the realistic logic and truth. Which again means a 'Franchise' or similar set up. One that is willing to put up with 'liveStock / Birds. Just look at the different countries that are having the same troubles! - Ok some somewhere may have it taped - But the setting up, and cordinating such is also a bind. Then, as with any liverage, concern and then unpleasantries step in. Hence Amtrack! No wonder they have a monopoly... would you put up with whinine, whinging moaning git as to the likes of some fanciers?! I know I wouldn't, I'd have dumped a few, and dumped the service long before now! Gollt fanciers on here even are posting where nad when they will be sending etc. with the end view of a blumming good moan. When I was fitting carpets, and many were the moaners, mostly beyond our control, we packed up tools and buggred off... like my sons amd other fitters do now. When delivering to companies / household and 'Jobworth, and the moaning begade put on their' hats, I tell them to shut it or get stuffed. Just why oh why any one thinks that because there is a fee it entitles one to moan I know not. And more importantly care less. And regardless ofDovescot and my banter I have no connection, or friend etc. that have any thing to do with Amtrack. Good job, for many would be told upfront. 'Pigeons' ... Nah can't be arsed. Crap happens, get over it, or do as I do mostly and get in the car and drive there... As some on here can contest.

Don't know... but that is the same widowerhood pattern that stops many birds drinking in the crates... and poor lib man getting blame for not watering.

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Well like the rest ... I just put a little time in. Great fun really, most drivers' favourite runs are 'Pee the Pigeon Goofers off' lol ;D

sorry mate they were not coming to you for a mealy [god knows where i got that one from]they were due to pick up from a guy in southhampton[and it was not even a mealy]sorry for the confusion Do you work for Amtrax? lo,l ;D ;D

How true, and also to stop the birds going underneath to breed ... real pain. Great loft though. Personally I like the roof to slope front wards so I can see at a glance if a cat or anything is lurking there. When crouched down at back end they are often unseen... exept by the birds landing... or caught! JMO

you know, in all reality, the Bussearts take all the beating... especially as they are also a great cross.