boy says to his dad
whats the difference between theoretically and realistically
dad thinks for a moment and say's ,i'll try and explain
he'say's ,go ask mum if she would sh ag wayne rooney for a million quid ,he does and she say's yes
then he says ask your sister ,he does and she says yes
now go and ask your brother ,he does again and he says yes
now the boys dad says ,there you go
theoretically were sitting on 3 million quid ,but
realistically were living with 2 slappers and a poooof.