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Happy birthday all.

Good morning all Happy Summers day.

Yesterday I was at my local Woolworths store . buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet Scrambles and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Pedigree Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Pedigree nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)... Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's * word deleted * and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Woolworths. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

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Good morning all,cracking start to the day.

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Good morning Brian.

Happy birthday.

Skipping Church Father Norman woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from the parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was at church! At about this time Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, Your not going to let him get away with this, are You?†The Lord sighed, and said, No, I guess not.†Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!! St Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, Why did You let him do that?†The Lord smiled and replied, Who's he going to tell?â€

Looks like the Aldi one's not a bad buy. http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=sr_pg_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Atrail+camera&keywords=trail+camera&ie=UTF8&qid=1371541163

http://www.pigeonvetcenter.com/en/diseases/82-adeno-coli-syndroom.html

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Well done lads,they always say the best are free,you want to see the team I've just been given off blackdog,hope I can do them justice.

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Good morning Brian.

Happy birthday, have a great day.

GB09S63114 On Pigeon Chat site.Belong anyone on here ?? 62001 – 63300 CA9 FORTH & CLYDE FED Mr T Henderson, 18B Hawthorn Crescent, Stirling, Scotland FK8 1RQ. Tel: 01786 450757 Lindsay

Ye need to go the other way mate,good luck with it. 5001 – 5600 IR36 CULLYBACKEY F C Mr Hubert Logan, 32 Fendale Park, Cullybackey, Ballymena, Co Antrim, Northern Ireland BT43 5PU. Tel: 028 25881149 Lindsay

Dal2 was looking for a pad,might take the lot,send him a pm. Lindsay

Happy birthday .

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Here you are Dale. 47221–47520 SW128 CROSSWAYS F C Mr N Gibbs, 17 Meadow View, Cattistoke, Dorchester, Dorset DT2 0JF. Tel: 01300 320517

Here you go Rab. 46101–46540 CA43 CAMPSIE R P C J McCallum, 17 Montgomery Terrace, Milton Of Campsie, Glasgow G66 8BT. Tel: 01360 312415

Are they a silly price new Steve.This one looks rather dear to me ?? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/tauRIS-ETS-system-hi-speed-quad-pad-sensor-15-pin-pigeon-/281116793199?pt=UK_Computing_Case_Fans&hash=item4173ddd96f