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Just found this site by accident,some interesting video footage,here's one that caught my eye.

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Good mornin all

There are a few council owned houses just below me with flat rooves,they have just finished re-sealing them.This is a pic.before they knocked 90% of them down,those bought were left standing and up to the owners what they done with them ?

Is this the stuff. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BRAND-NEW-Waterproof-Flat-Roof-Repair-Restorer-Bitumen-HeatnSeal-Sealant-Stick-/380612549955?pt=UK_BOI_Ceilings_Walls_Roofing_ET&hash=item589e469d43 http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=hot+bitumen&lpid=25&keyword=hot+bitumen&clk_rvr_id=528180218992&crlp=19973349189_2683116_ICEP3&GUID=8867329f1410a560e2128d92fe952552&adpos=1s1&MT_ID=10&device=c&geo_id=32251&keyword=hot+bitumen&rotation_id=710-35648-5910-0&crdt=0&ff1=keyword%3Dhot%2Bbitumen&ff3=1&ff4=69_25&ff11=ICEP3.0.0&ff12=69&ff13=84&ff14=25&ff17=hot+bitumen&ff19=0 I would think most builders yards would have it in stock

Good morning,a couple of loft alterations with a bit of luck.

Happy birthday lads

High broken cloud,the odd bit of blue sky and cooler.

Hi Neil,welcome to pigeon basics

From my mate hero. After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.

Welcome to pigeon basics John M

Good morning all. :animatedpigeons:

Happy birthday Gary

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Six stock pair,race birds thirteen cocks and sixteen hens,a couple of hens have a red cross against them,rather on the wild side and I don't like wild birds

Here's my little bit of extra ventilation Andy. I cut six inch or so off the perspex in the doors and windows,made a wedge shape for the doors and fit a bit of perspex as shown in the pics. The bit of sterlin board along the top is to stop rain blowing in.

Guy walks into pub , walks over to his mate , whats new he says , well i have something to show you , he pull out of his jacket a little grand piano and a chair , then a little man , sits him down and starts playing away . Mate says thats amazing , where did you get him , well he says , i found this lamp gave it a rub and a genie granted me 1 wish , but i think its broken , you have a go , all of a sudden ducks start coming in from every were , in the doors and windows , he said what did you wish for , a million bucks , guy says i told it was broken , you think i asked for a twelve inch pianist.

Happy birthday both.

Good morning all.

Full cloud ,dry at the mo.

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height, and she gives us the bloody length.

The urine sample One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?†Or “Are we ready for a bath?†or “Are we hungry?†I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.†At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!†The nurse fainted... I just smiled. DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!

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