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thats what i thought tae ;D ;D ;D

8 pair paired up 2 blind eggs and 2 y/b's lost to an accident wi the wife when she was feeding them for me but i cannae say nowt in case she wulnae feed them again :o

change that i HAD 2 torpedos o cider ;D ;D ;D ;D

Snap a've got 2 torpedos of cider a hawf ltr of voddy and a few cans in the fridge and the mrs is oot cauld on the couch 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Naw it was for the bra and knickers he wore while he was pole dancing ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

change o plans this year am going at 2 races Reims and Ypres so this is the latest ma doos have been paired and i might miss the 1st couple of races but we'll see how it goes with that but i'll be trying when the distance goes oot a bit this year

away ye go ya big pole dancer ye that ye ur :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A big change in ma plans for this year thats why they urnae paired yet but got all the stock doos doon

Training them ??) ??) ??) ??) ma racers urnae paired yet never mind thinking aboot training them :X :X :X

Well done every little helps and it should also help you get more business 8) 8)

YOUR JIST JEALOUS NAEBODY'S ASKING YOU :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

IT COULD HAVE BEEN FAE CARLUKE ONCE THEY PUT THAT SAUCE OER IT IT AW TASTES THE SAME HOMER ??) :X :X ;) ;D ;D ;D

TELL YE BETTER LATER :-/ ??) :X ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A'VE LOST THE POWER TAE MA LEGS NOO :o :o I THINK IF KAREN CAN STICK THE SMELL SHE SHOULD DAE THIS .............. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgZaUr7Wos&feature=fvw

AYE YE TRIED THAT WAN BEFORE YE TRUMPET YE :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

AW expletive remove TELL HIM AM OOT ;D ;D ;D ;D

GOTCHA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

AM NO LONGFINSHED MA CHICKEN MASANDER AND NOO I HUVE A .......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q

BONANZA WIS GID TAE BIT ;) ..............

A BET IT WAS LIKE THE............... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4g-N8bQKE&feature=related

AYE AWRIGHT JACK *** ****** :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

WAN FIR DOUGIE ....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYV-JSjpyU&feature=related

A CANNAE BELIEVE THERE HAS BEEN A THREED ON HERE ABOUT LANARKSHIRE I HAVE BEEN SO QUIET OAN ??) ??) :X :X :X :X :X :X :X

NAW NEVER KAREN IS IN HER BED FIR WORK ??) :X ;D ;D ;D ;D