ALF

aye right you've nae mates

just done it again as i tried to answer the thread on the north of Scotland fed

good Robbie glad to hear it went well mate

just had an alert there fae ma anti virus oan here

how did the race go guys???

I WAS OUT THE BACK OF THE FACTORY AT MY WORK (TYPICAL DOO MAN ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WOOD ETC ) BUT YESTERDAY I NOTICED THEY HAD STRIPPED SOME NICE SHINEY TIN CLADDING SHEETS OF AN INSIDE WALL SO I GOT IT SORTED OUT AND UP I WENT TODAY IN MY PALS VAN ARMED WITH HIS STILLSAW TAE (CHEERS VINCE) AND CUT THEM ALL INTO 7FT SHEETS SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO DO MY OLD BIRD LOFT AND HOPEFULLY MOST OF MY YB LOFT BEFORE I GO ON HOLIDAY ON FRIDAY SAVED MASEL A FEW QUID AS I WAS LOOKING AT NEW ROOF SHEETS FOR THE OLD BIRD LOFT FOR THE LAST FEW WEEK TAEAND THESE WANS ARE LIKE NEW AS THEY HAD BEEN USED INSIDE THE BUILDING

R.I.P. JESSIE

this is better

a've already put that oan ya trumpet ye

wan far dhw when he is dancing

wan fur masel

only you

next friday ya trumpet

away ya crawler ye

finished work at 8 got hame showered shaved now eating ma dinner and oan ma 3rd voddy i'll be joining in shortly mucker

aye weirdo comes tae mind

you've nae mates dont try and pull the wool oer oor eyes

time for my 1st song of the night