ALF

WELL PHONE RAB THEN

GIRUY ROLAND I HOPE WE PUMP YEEZ AT THE RUGBY

DIDNAE GET IT TO MAKE ANY MONEY OAN IT GEO MA MRS GOT A COUPLE OF EXTRA QUID ADN I BOUGHT FEEDING WITH MY SHARE OF IT MATE STILL GOT 2 BAGS IN THE CAR THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO GET IN BINS IN THE LOFT NEXT WEEK AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGHT TO SEE ME TO BLACKPOOL WEEKEND ANYWAYS

MY MATE AND ME GOT OURS SENT OVER FROM IRELAND 50 BAGS ON A PALLET A LOT CHEAPER THAN YE CAN GET IT HERE AND DELIVERED TO YER DOOR

THIS IS A CRACKER AND IT DISNAE MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU WATCH IT I BET YE STILL LAUGH EVERYTIME

AYE THATS WHAT I AM WORRIED ABOOT AT LEAST I DONT HAVE TO CARRY FEEDING ACROSS AFTER WE GOT THAT FEEDING SENT OVER FAE IRELAND I HAVE ENOUGH TO DO ME TILL AFTER BLACKPOOL I THINK

I STILL LOOK YOUNGER THAN YOU YA DAFTY

WE'LL NEED TO TRY AND FIND OOT BETWEEN US

NO SO SURE ABOUT THAT JOHN UNLESS THERE ARE 2 JOHN LEGGATES HIS FATHER OLD TAM LEGGATE USED TO RACE IN FERNIGAIR YEARS AGO MAYBE 25-30 FK ME AM GETTING OLD

AYE I THINK SO FRANK MET JOHN EARLIER THIS YEAR WHEN HE WAS UP AT GERRY'S FOR THE 1ST TIME IN MAYBE 9 OR 10 YRS

WELL I'LL BE OK THEN NEVER HAD A DOO AFF JIM HANNAH

MOST OF THE SLAGGING OF OUR RACE CONTROLLER HAS CAME FROM 1 CLUB THIS YEAR TIME TO PUT UP AT THE MEETINGS OR SHUT UP IT'S A THANKLESS JOB WE ALL KNOW BUT NOBODY WANTS IT IS THAT NOT WHY JIM HANNAH DID IT AGAIN THIS YEAR??????

I WASNAE AT THEM

NAE WUNNER HE'S RESIGNING WITH YOUZ LOT GIVING HIM PELTERS EVERY WEEK YOUR MAN HAD A SHOT AT IT AND WE HAD OUR WORST RACE FOR YEARS SO WHAT MAKES YOU WONDER IT WILL BE ANY BETTER IF SOMEONE ELSE TAKES HIS JOB...TIME TO STOP MOANING ABOUT LANARKSHIRE NOT HAVING A 150 MLS YB RACE YOU GOT YOUR YB'S TO OVER 200MLS EASY ENOUGH AT THE WEEKEND...REMEMBER IT WASNAE THE RACE CONTROLLER THAT DECIDED NOT TO GO BACK TO THIRSK ON SATURDAY IT WAS THE MEMBERS I'LL KEEP MY WHITE MICE AND DOVES FOR NEXT YEAR THEN

ANYWAY BACK TO THE THREAD TOPIC WE'LL SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE PUT THERE HAND UP FOR THE CONTROLLERS JOB AT THE MEETING AS WE CERTAINLY WURNAE KNOCKED DOWN BY ALL THE PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR NAMES FORWARD AT OUR LAST AGM

I'VE ONLY EVER SENT TO ALL THE YB RACES ONCE IN ALL THE TIME I HAVE HAD PIGEONS NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN AVERAGES AND NEVER WILL BE THATS WHY MOST YEARS I DONT GO TO THE 1ST OLD BIRD RACE OR THE LAST YB RACE AND QUITE A LOT I DONT GO TO THE 1ST YB RACE EITHER I JUST ENJOY MY DOOS AND GO FOR THE RACES I WANT AS OLD BIRDS

was it not the members that voted not to have a 150 mls race the next week though And before ye say it i never voted as i wasnae going to the race anyways

i thought it was him it's an ugly fkr an awe

I'VE SEEN THAT WEE FILM BEFORE BUT WATCHED IT AGAIN LAST NIGHT AND GOT IT ON AGAIN THE NOO

I HAVE NOT LONG BOUGHT 25 BAGS OF 4 SEASONS £8.50 A 25KGS BAG DELIVERED TO THE DOOR FAE IRELAND (MIND YE HAVE TO TAKE 50 BAGS TO GET IT DELIVERED TO THE DOOR FOR £8.50)

AYE GRAND PASA HOTEL IN MARMARIS CANNAE WAIT NOO

IT WAS MA MRS 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST NIGHT I NEVER GOT A DRINK TILL AFTER 8 LAST NIGHT BUT WAS STILL ON IT AFTER 3 THIS MORNING AND UP THE BACK OF 7 AGAIN

STILL GOT A SARE HEID FAE LAST NIGHT SO I JUST CRACKED OPEN A TORPEDO OF CIDER........