chickadee

Yes, I just edited my post, a long way to go especially if you need to go back :-/

Me too

Thanks just don't want to travel 180 miles if they are not all they seem, they are £2000 cheaper than any other garages for the same van :-/ Sometimes when a bargain is too good to be true it really is :(

Since I joined the site the same thing has been going on and try as you might I don't think you will ever stop it, it only takes one daft reply to start if off and mods and members alike do it. Some posts just get carried away but I think Just ask me would have been better asking the posters to stop the banter rather than JMO

We are heading down to buy a new van from this company, any know them or dealt with them, they are really cheap in fact some say too cheap http://dealerservices.autotrader.co.uk/73958/atmotorservices.htm

Is that a double negative that sounds positive++++++ ;D

A true story

Off topic ;D ;D ;D

No busy this week

That is what Valiant told me as well, I used to clean and scrape everyday, sometimes twice. Cleaned my drinkers out every day and bleached then once a week. Since visiting a few members and non members lofts I have seen some cracking healthy birds in not so clean conditions, a few have been scary yet had birds in great condition. I was told it builds up the immune system, so I only clean 3 times a week now, Mon Wed and Friday

Yes but he has a heart of gold

Yep, who needs treated

I only treat mine when they need treated apart from jagging then and one spot for feather lice the rest is just as and when required, touch wood we have been very lucky

Party time :)

Did you swap with Lithgi lad ;D

The site is becoming too politically correct, if you know these boys you will know it is only tongue in cheek banter, just ask me and I will tell you ;D ;D ;D

They are cross fantails or what is common people start of with fantails and left to breed through natural selection and survival they eventually lose the fantail This is a garden fantail This a standard fantail This is an exhibition fantail This is an indian fantail This is a cross indian fantail

New regime, I scrape out every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, in the old loft and new loft aviary, deep litter in the new loft sections raked over, big lumps removed and sprinkled with Stalosan F on a Friday Just feed and water at the w/e

It's like biting off the paw that feeds you ;D ;D ;D

A lot on here will tell you that the bags are between 30kg and 45kg depending on what brother fills them

A boy that worked with ###### was called Caj when he was asked his name by the time keeper he said everyone calls me Caj, naw I need your real name, he replied Miquek Chaquesky, yes Caj will do just fine son ;D ;D ;D

We hope to see everyone there, ###### will bring wheat and barley if anyone wants it We have not been to the farm this year but I hope it will be the same price if not cheaper this year, £4.50 a big bag Downfield Football Club Social ClubBalgowan Avenue, Dundee, Perthshire DD3 0HB 01382810569

Looking good Babybird, you are getting there. ###### said that trap still needs sorted or you may get intruders as well as rain Glad to see you are looking after my babies

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Too funny! The story is allegedly true. The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD) AD 'You say you went to your friends house that night. Why did you go there?' WITNESS 'Tae get a tap.' AD 'Is your friend a plumber?' WITNESS 'Naw.' AD 'Are you a plumber?' WITNESS 'Naw.' The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money. Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly. AD 'So you went to the house to borrow money?' WITNESS 'Naw.' AD 'Ah. You went to the house to lend money?' WITNESS 'Naw.' In exasperation the AD says, 'You told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?'. WITNESS ......'A Sellick tap.` ;D ;D ;D