chickadee

Thank you for all your birthday wishes, we went to a poultry sale today, (didn't buy anything, just went for the crack), then we came home and went out for a meal with the kids and we are just not long in, had a great day out though. ****** was very good to me. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Why thank you all very much, as for taking hubby breakfast in bed, well too late I've allready dragged him out off it to get ready for going out. ;D ;D ;D ha ha ha , will speak to you all later. ;D ;D

With the turbo that you have you are a certain to win ;D ;D ;D

Well if you feel like a day out get yourself to Fife for great fish suppers

You only get half a fish supper in Blackpool, you wouln't manage the same amount from our local chippie

I just found this link, I thought paratyphoid was different from samonela :-/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFxoFvAFgRs&NR=1

At last, what a braw wee dog, is it a fox terrier or a lakeland

Even better than that "Eggy bread"

Your secret PM's are safe with me honey, I heard you even had time to go shopping for a new outfit for Blackpool

I take it you have done all yours ;D

Himself normally ;D ;D ;D

Away ya wimp ;D

Take your pick, oops that might confuse some on here ;D

What about the bacon, mushrooms, toast/buttered bread, links sausages and tea. I take it that is just a starter breaky ;D Good luck Mav will this do for clocking clocky

http://69.89.25.185/~trexsoft/t-rexsoftware.com/buzzandjackie/collection.htm http://musclecarcity.net/

GHOST SEX A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. 'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Bubba replied, " sh**, from way back there, I thought you said Goats."

Women hate the smell of desperation Andy

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when >confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mentalpause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? Remember, these people can vote!!

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's bum, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!' Don't even go there boy ;D ;D ;D

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Men are not allowed in my lofts, he can sleep with the chooks or the dogs, both are b#tches ;D

Anto, jealousy is a strange emotion and yes it is a double or two couches if you both fall out ;D ;D ;D