Fifty Shades Of Grey.

[greenlands]

From my mate. Auld Griz.

Thanks mate.

 

By Pam Ayres of course…….

 

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

 

The missus bought a Paperback,

 

down Shepton Mallet way,

 

I had a look inside her bag;

 

... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

 

Well I just left her to it,

 

And at ten I went to bed.

 

An hour later she appeared;

 

The sight filled me with dread...

 

In her left she held a rope;

 

And in her right a whip!

 

She threw them down upon the floor,

 

And then began to strip.

 

Well fifty years or so ago;

 

I might have had a peek;

 

But Ethel hasn't weathered well;

 

She's eighty four next week!!

 

Watching Ethel bump and grind;

 

Could not have been much grimmer.

 

And things then went from bad to worse;

 

She toppled off her Zimmer!

 

She struggled back upon her feet;

 

A couple minutes later;

 

She put her teeth back in and said

 

I am a dominator !!

 

Now if you knew our Ethel,

 

You'd see just why I spluttered,

 

I'd spent two months in traction

 

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

 

She stood there nude and naked

 

Bent forward just a bit

 

I went to hold her, sensual like

 

and stood on her left tit!

 

Ethel screamed, her teeth shot out;

 

My God what had I done!?

 

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

 

"Step on the other one!!

 

Well readers, I can tell no more;

 

Of what occurred that day.

 

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

 

Turned fifty shades of grey.

[Delboy]

lol, brilliant

[andy Burgess]

, very good .

[just ask me]

like that one :emoticon-0137-clapping:

[David Armour]

Very good brill