Bwf Hospital Visit...

[harry h]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

 

"Okay then," said Alan, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

 

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said... "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

 

"It's swollen," Alan replied.

 

She ran out of the room.

[andy Burgess]

[Tony C]

:lol:

[Blue Chequer Pied]

PMSL :emoticon-0137-clapping:

[BLACK W F]

PMSL :emoticon-0137-clapping:

still bigger than your snout and thats some size pmsl

[wee eck]

still bigger than your snout and thats some size pmsl

bigger dick ??? what can i say :crying:

[blaz]

 

now thats a good hit back

[BLACK W F]

bigger dick ??? what can i say :crying:

YOU STILL FLYING A KITE WEE KEEK PMSL

[wee eck]

YOU STILL FLYING A KITE WEE KEEK PMSL

aye lost twenty minutes on the trap but no ignorant enuff to post it on our club result :crying:

[BLACK W F]

aye lost twenty minutes on the trap but no ignorant enuff to post it on our club result :crying:

yip just a wee keek alright you got that monoply on ignorant pmsl

keep with flying kites or keep rabbits pmsl

[Ian McKay]

Wondered why they called you Duracell Alan :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[wee eck]

yip just a wee keek alright you got that monoply on ignorant pmsl

keep with flying kites or keep rabbits pmsl

I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF INTELLECT WITH AN UNARMED MAN :rolleyes:

[BLACK W F]

I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF INTELLECT WITH AN UNARMED MAN :rolleyes:

just keep flying the kites wee keek you might get there one day pmsl

[harry h]

Wee Eck you have no chance of beating Alan at kite flying,he's full of Wind and p*ss.

[wee eck]

Wee Eck you have no chance of beating Alan at kite flying,he's full of Wind and p*ss.

has to be full of sumthin and it aint intellect and it sure as hell aint wit :crying:

[BLACK W F]

has to be full of sumthin and it aint intellect and it sure as hell aint wit :crying:

it went right over your heed wee keek keep flying kites yer might get on better pmsl

[just ask me]

ye lot are all mad lol good laugh lads :emoticon-0137-clapping:

[BLACK W F]

ye lot are all mad lol good laugh lads :emoticon-0137-clapping:

cant help it if the wee man likes being a taker right up

[BLACK W F]

Wee Eck you have no chance of beating Alan at kite flying,he's full of Wind and p*ss.

i wee man whats it been like all season think you need to fly kites after the 40 ml wonders finish yer just fall further and further behind enjoy your kite flying nee chance of being full of wind and P*** you got that monoply pmsl

[harry h]

Windy you must live on another planet, think I had a better old bird season than yourself I only missed 1 race and you must have missed 3 or 4 of the last races I went right to 456 miles. :emoticon-0127-lipssealed:

 

Club cards for first six on race sheet. Old Birds A Foster 2,H Hainey 9.

 

H Hainey

2x1st

2x2nd

1x3rd

2x4th

1x5th

1x6th

 

A Foster

1x1st

1x2nd

[BLACK W F]

Windy you must live on another planet, think I had a better old bird season than yourself I only missed 1 race and you must have missed 3 or 4 of the last races I went right to 456 miles. :emoticon-0127-lipssealed:

 

Club cards for first six on race sheet. Old Birds A Foster 2,H Hainey 9.

 

H Hainey

2x1st

2x2nd

1x3rd

2x4th

1x5th

1x6th

 

A Foster

1x1st

1x2nd

harry you been hrs behind most weeks your 2 wins and other prizes come from a 40ml race and a 80 ml race you never timed on the day out of rotherham or newark and you where near 3 hrs behind at ripon not counting 1.5 hrs behind at consett keep flying that kite all the best wee man pmsl but i timed every race did i not that i raced in and you where only in front of me at 40mls and 80 mls pmsl

[wee eck]

harry you been hrs behind most weeks your 2 wins and other prizes come from a 40ml race and a 80 ml race you never timed on the day out of rotherham or newark and you where near 3 hrs behind at ripon not counting 1.5 hrs behind at consett keep flying that kite all the best wee man pmsl but i timed every race did i not that i raced in and you where only in front of me at 40mls and 80 mls pmsl

 

8 tickets versus 2 the clock never lies :emoticon-0136-giggle: how many 20 minute traps did ye have my m8 :crying:

[BLACK W F]

harry you been hrs behind most weeks your 2 wins and other prizes come from a 40ml race and a 80 ml race you never timed on the day out of rotherham or newark and you where near 3 hrs behind at ripon not counting 1.5 hrs behind at consett keep flying that kite all the best wee man pmsl but i timed every race did i not that i raced in and you where only in front of me at 40mls and 80 mls pmsl

 

8 tickets versus 2 the clock never lies :emoticon-0136-giggle: how many 20 minute traps did ye have my m8 :crying:

your name should be wee dummy not bwee keek 40ml wonders pmsl

[wee eck]

ame='wee eck' date=' 9 August 2012 - 21:20 PM' timestamp='1344543640' post='773279']

 

your name should be wee dummy not bwee keek 40ml wonders pmsl

 

8-2 sounds like a whitwash to everybody but youse :crying:

[BLACK W F]

8-2 sounds like a whitwash to everybody but youse :crying:

tickets from 40mls dont interest me wee keek maybe you need them away and fly yer kite or feed your rabbits pmsl