Friday Night Banter

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This is the first Friday night that there isnt any Banter/Laugh, whats happened to the site, maybe too much warnings to some, if any one can lighten me, cause i like a bit of both on Friday/Satuarday night.  

[ALF]

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[maverick]

I could do with some as sat here in hospital bed bored stiff   lol

[Guest redwhiteblue]

This is the first Friday night that there isnt any Banter/Laugh, whats happened to the site, maybe too much warnings to some, if any one can lighten me, cause i like a bit of both on Friday/Satuarday night.  

 

mon the rargers   that will start it  ;D

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Well thats a first, am gobsmacked,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[PATTY BHOY]

 

mon the rargers   that will start it  ;D

 

i`ll crack the jokes

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I could do with some as sat here in hospital bed bored stiff   lol

 

Nurses not entertane you the night Mav,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest redwhiteblue]

 

i`ll crack the jokes

 

you r a joke ;D ;D

[maverick]

away for a shower be back shortly i have a young blonde nurse to give me a hand get washed

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i`ll crack the jokes

 

Well lets here them then Dafty,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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away for a shower be back shortly i have a young blonde nurse to give me a hand get washed

 

Eye but the blondes a bloke, well good on you mate, hurry back and lets no what happened,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Ian McKay]

away for a shower be back shortly i have a young blonde nurse to give me a hand get washed

 

Behave your unfit for her :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

 

 

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Behave your unfit for her :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

 

 

Maybe a him,  ;D ;D ;D ;D await the reply from Mav.

[Guest Owen]

I am not in the mood for joking tonight. I've sent birds to Lilliers and I am very tense about the race tomorrow.

On top of that, I let a bunch of later youngsters out for a fly tonight. And,as usual,they went to a great hieght and took off out of sight.

When they decided to come back they were all split up. I thought it was because they had been flying with someone else's birds.

It was when I fed them that I realised that one was missing. A nice blue checker hen. About an hour later a Local Fancier rang me to say that someone had found my bird injured in a garden. A peregrine had been after them and she must have got hurt getting away from the darned thing. I put her into the section and, in spite of the fact that I could find nothing wrong, she could'nt get up to the perch. I am well fed up with that, because that peregrine might have ruined a nice young bird.

So the World is a bit grey and cloudy tonight.

[PATTY BHOY]

sorry to hear that Owen.

[maverick]

well lads it was a female nurse and all she did was watch me get washed so as i never fell in the shower sorry to hear about your youngbirds but wish that was all my troubles i would be a happy man

[PATTY BHOY]

well lads it was a female nurse and all she did was watch me get washed so as i never fell in the shower sorry to hear about your youngbirds but wish that was all my troubles i would be a happy man

 

Unlucky aboot the nurse,get well soon thou.

[Guest]

I could do with some as sat here in hospital bed bored stiff   lol

 

i was in hospital last year ....i asked a nurse for a kiss one night........she said no i cant....i shouldnt even be in bed with you !  ;D

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i was in hospital last year ....i asked a nurse for a kiss one night........she said no i cant....i shouldnt even be in bed with you !  ;D

 

Well done mate, the best the night so far, night still early yet though.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[chickadee]

AN ITALIAN  BOY'S CONFESSION

 

 

'Bless  me Father, for I have sinned.  

I have  been with a loose girl'.

 

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little  Joey Pagano ?'

 

'Yes, Father, it is.'  

 

'And  who was the girl you were with?'

 

'I can't tell you, Father. I  don't want to ruin her reputation'.

 

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to  find out her name sooner or later  

so you may  as  well tell  me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

 

'I cannot say.'

 

'Was it  Teresa Mazzarelli?'

 

'I'll never tell.'

 

'Was it Nina  Capelli?'

 

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

 

'Was it  Cathy Piriano?'

 

'My lips are sealed.'

 

'Was it Rosa  DiAngelo, then?'

 

'Please, Father, I cannot tell  you.'  

 

The  priest sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight lipped, and I  admire that.

But you've sinned and have to  atone.  

You cannot  be an altar boy now for 4 months.  

Now you go  and behave yourself.'  

 

Joey  walks back to his pew,  

and his  friend Franco slides over and whispers,  

'What'd you get?'

 

'Four  months vacation and five good leads.'  ;D ;D ;D

 

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AN ITALIAN  BOY'S CONFESSION

 

 

'Bless  me Father, for I have sinned.  

I have  been with a loose girl'.

 

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little  Joey Pagano ?'

 

'Yes, Father, it is.'  

 

'And  who was the girl you were with?'

 

'I can't tell you, Father. I  don't want to ruin her reputation'.

 

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to  find out her name sooner or later  

so you may  as  well tell  me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

 

'I cannot say.'

 

'Was it  Teresa Mazzarelli?'

 

'I'll never tell.'

 

'Was it Nina  Capelli?'

 

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

 

'Was it  Cathy Piriano?'

 

'My lips are sealed.'

 

'Was it Rosa  DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell  you.'  

 

The  priest sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight lipped, and I  admire that.

But you've sinned and have to  atone.  

You cannot  be an altar boy now for 4 months.  

Now you go  and behave yourself.'  

 

Joey  walks back to his pew,  

and his  friend Franco slides over and whispers,  

'What'd you get?'

 

'Four  months vacation and five good leads.'  ;D ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D my sister is married onto the same name Carol,  ??) ??) ??) ??)

[chickadee]

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D my sister is married onto the same name Carol,  ??) ??) ??) ??)

 

I hope her names not Rosa  ;D ;D ;D

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I hope her names not Rosa  ;D ;D ;D

 

Yes it is, sorry horses head in the bed for you in the morning.  ??) ??) ??) ??)

 

 

[chickadee]

 

Yes it is, sorry horses head in the bed for you in the morning.  ??) ??) ??) ??)

 

 

Make a difference form a horses ass  ;D ;D ;D Only kidding ###### is far from being one of those  

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Make a difference form a horses ass  ;D ;D ;D Only kidding ###### is far from being one of those  

 

Delivery is on its way as wee speek, dont leave the door open Carol, they will manage when yer haveing yer beauti sleep,  ;D ;D ;D ;D