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The Pope is in Liverpool handing out miracles to the good and honest law abiding people

first night SELL-OUT. first one up (little billy) he stands in front of the Pope tells him is name, Pope says how can I help you

little billy says, can you help me whith my hearing. the Pope places his hands over billy's ears, says a prayer blesses him.

How's your hearing now billy?

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

 

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

 

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

 

Not one hand went up ..... so she took them home and ate them.

 

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

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My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night

 

"Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said

 

Being the nice fellow I am, I thought :

 

"Bugger it, I'll treat her!"

 

So we walked past it again!http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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Just found the wife dead in the washing machine. I'm absolutely gutted, but at least she died in comfort.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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Don`t mess with us `oldies`................

Two businessmen in the centre of Kirkcaldy were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...

As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up

One said to the other

"I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by put their face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked,

"What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,

"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said,

“Must be doing well...

Only two left."

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went to the local indian last night with my mates, the waiter came to the table the lads ordered, I'm the last, and you sir what would you like to order I said chicken tarka waiter says never heard of chicken tarka we do a chicken tikka I said it's similar to tikka but it's just a little OTTERhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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