It'S Not Difficult To Make A Woman Happy..........

[OLDYELLOW]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

 

1. a friend

 

2. a companion

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3. a lover

 

4. a brother

 

5. a father

 

6. a master

 

7. a chef

 

8. an electrician

 

9. a carpenter

 

10. a plumber

 

11. a mechanic

 

12. a decorator

 

13. a stylist

 

14. a sexologist

 

15. a gynecologist

 

16. a psychologist

 

17. a pest exterminator

 

18. a psychiatrist

 

19. a healer

 

20. a good listener

 

21. an organizer

 

22. a good father

 

23. very clean

 

24. sympathetic

 

25. athletic

 

26. warm

 

27. attentive

 

28. gallant

 

29. intelligent

 

30. funny

 

31. creative

 

32. tender

 

33. strong

 

34. understanding

 

35. tolerant

 

36. prudent

 

37. ambitious

 

38. capable

 

39. courageous

 

40. determined

 

41. true

 

42. dependable

 

43. passionate

 

44. compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

45. give her compliments regularly

 

46. love shopping

 

47. be honest

 

48. be very rich

 

49. not stress her out

 

50. not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

 

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

 

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

54. Never to forget:

 

* birthdays

 

* anniversaries

 

* arrangements she makes

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Show up naked

 

2. Bring beer

[just ask me]

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brilliant babybird wont be happy when she sees this

[OLDYELLOW]

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brilliant babybird wont be happy when she sees this

I'll tell her you made me do it lol :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

[Roland]

Daren't add the other 82 things then! :smiley:

[andy Burgess]

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brilliant babybird wont be happy when she sees this

too true ,ive already fallen down on a few of the things listed

[sapper756]

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brilliant babybird wont be happy when she sees this

 

don,t worry lads, she is out numbered on here http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

[just ask me]

don,t worry lads, she is out numbered on here

 

 

women are deadly worth 3 or 4 men when they get going im staying :emoticon-0127-lipssealed: