X FACTOR FINAL

[gangster]

 

to**er :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

THE BIGGEST  

[mac1]

wey aye man ;D

[ALF]

 

THE BIGGEST  

 

;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

 

only 1 thing worse i fear being locked in a train with alfs ass  .... ;D ;D ;D

 

well it was someones ars on the same train, its being disputed  at commite level  ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[OLDYELLOW]

well thank god thats over might get something worth watch now lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

well it was someones ars on the same train, its being disputed  at commite level  ;D ;D ;D

 

 

It wasnae me honest mr :o :o :o :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  My good friend from over your way is the number wan suspect in the case but dont worry mrs Marple is onto the case ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

Joe told you all

 

Vallance bringing the news to the pilgrims (Just coz bigda aint online too)  ;D ;D ;D

 

bigda was there BIGDA  IS WEE JOE :P ;D

[gangster]

  just like the smell it just aint going away.. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[harky]

nights jst got worse ferkin subos on the telly noo  ??) ??) ??) ??) ??) no wonder shes never been pumped ??) ??) ??) ??)

[ALF]

nights jst got worse ferkin subos on the telly noo  ??) ??) ??) ??) ??) no wonder shes never been pumped ??) ??) ??) ??)

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

 

It wasnae me honest mr :o :o :o :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  My good friend from over your way is the number wan suspect in the case but dont worry mrs Marple is onto the case ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

  Aye a heard that Alf she,s been lookin in the lost and found dept,  as someone droped there cargo  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

[Guest stb-]

aye she huz she,s been pumped full o  pies and chips ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

story is harky tried for years and got the knock back   pmsl

[harky]

story is harky tried for years and got the knock back   pmsl

 

A widny pump her way yer dugs ;D ;D ;D as soon as it seen her it would eff off and hing itsel  ;D

[BLACK W F]

news flash  alf got job with bio-warfare  buraue   testing ass wind from him  poison gas weapon

[ALF]

  Aye a heard that Alf she,s been lookin in the lost and found dept,  as someone droped there cargo  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

Aye he certainly did expletive remove it was the worst thing i huv smelt in a long long time i'll tell you that much and you couldnae get him a red neck with a blow torch either :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

news flash  alf got job with bio-warfare  buraue   testing ass wind from him  poison gas weapon

 

:P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Fair Play]

I would have sang my heart out if I thought I would have got a cuddle like that from Cheryl Cole ;D ;D don't fancy what Ollie would have got

[retired]

I would have sang my heart out if I thought I would have got a cuddle like that from Cheryl Cole ;D ;D don't fancy what Ollie would have got

 

Tut Tut!!!!

 

Very true though  ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

you better watch your mrs dont see this post Chris    

[ALF]

 

only 1 thing worse i fear being locked in a train with alfs ass  .... ;D ;D ;D

 

I just got a confession on the phone there a minute ago the culprit was a wee smelly *expletive removed* fae Kirky :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

DID YE RECORD IT Alf,    as he will deny it in public,  ask him to come on basics and make a public confession and apolagy  ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

DID YE RECORD IT Alf,    as he will deny it in public,  ask him to come on basics and make a public confession and apolagy  ;D ;D ;D

 

He'll never do that mate and you know but as i said earlier you couldnae have got him a red neck that day wi a blow torch and the poor lassie on the seat behind us was going green wi the smell tae ??) ??) ??) ??) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest stb-]

 

He'll never do that mate and you know but as i said earlier you couldnae have got him a red neck that day wi a blow torch and the poor lassie on the seat behind us was going green wi the smell tae ??) ??) ??) ??) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

aye gassin a burd a think animal cruelty should be called in to this one.

 

Has any o the pigeons you brought back developed anything serious?? ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ALF]

 

 

well i think 1 of the doos on the train was in a bad way by the time we hit Edinburgh mate the poor wee soul :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D