Roland Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 OUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEATBY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 .... If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
pigeonpete Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Whats the secret oil of ulay clare ;D ;D
Sally McQueen Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 i know i used that, couldnt u tell :K) Be careful what u say now
pigeonpete Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 i know i used that, couldnt u tell :K) Be careful what u say now :X :X :X :X you looked younger than 27 anyhow clare :D just hope mark does nt see!! :B :B :K)
Roland Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Posted March 22, 2007 It was a great night in Scotland. The whiskey was a flowing, bagpipes playing! The ladies dressed in their finest and the men in their best kilts. Old McTavish enjoyed every second. On the way home being a wise man he decided to sleep it off under a tree. Early next morning two young girls walking along the path came upon McTavish fast asleep. They look at each other with a twinkle in their eyes and said “ I wonder?” they walked up to McTavish, lifted his kilt and there he was in all his natural spender. One of the girls took a red ribbon from her hair and gently tied around McTavish. They left with big smiles and giggles. McTavish eventually woke up and had to do the natural thing. He stepped behind the tree, lifted his kilt and was surprised to see what was tied there. Then with pleasure he said “I don’t know where you have been or what you have done. But it is nice to see that you won first prize”!
Sally McQueen Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 :X :X :X :X you looked younger than 27 anyhow clare :D just hope mark does nt see!! :B :B :K) Too late Mark saw :o
pigeonpete Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Too late Mark saw :o and no comment mark?? ;D ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 It was a great night in Scotland. The whiskey was a flowing, bagpipes playing! The ladies dressed in their finest and the men in their best kilts. Old McTavish enjoyed every second. On the way home being a wise man he decided to sleep it off under a tree. Early next morning two young girls walking along the path came upon McTavish fast asleep. They look at each other with a twinkle in their eyes and said “ I wonder?” they walked up to McTavish, lifted his kilt and there he was in all his natural spender. One of the girls took a red ribbon from her hair and gently tied around McTavish. They left with big smiles and giggles. McTavish eventually woke up and had to do the natural thing. He stepped behind the tree, lifted his kilt and was surprised to see what was tied there. Then with pleasure he said “I don’t know where you have been or what you have done. But it is nice to see that you won first prize”! aye you see Roland we do get first prizes in some things :D
Lightning McQueen Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 :X :X :X :X you looked younger than 27 anyhow clare :D just hope mark does nt see!! :B :B :K) Hey B*ll*cks, The master is watchin lol, Cant believe you said she looks young, she will be sending me to the shops next (because she cant get served) ;D ;D ;D
kev01293 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 your right roland it does work-thats got me puzzled : :-/
pigeonpete Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Hey B*ll*cks, The master is watchin lol, Cant believe you said she looks young, she will be sending me to the shops next (because she cant get served) ;D ;D ;D :P ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Posted March 24, 2007 :D :Dbe able to count :D well that rules you out
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