PIGEON BASICS CHRISTMAS SONG.

[chickadee]

                THE PIGEON BASICS CHRISTMAS SONG ( tae the tune o jingle bells)

 

Jingle bells, New pup smells,

Dovescots ran away,

Oh what fun, now it’s chickadees turn,

To sit at the computer all day.

               Oh!!

Clicking through the threads, with an unwired mouse today,

Slagging people off, and laughing all the way, (ho ho ho),

Getting slagging back,having a good laugh,

Enjoying a good banter wi oor friends in pigeon garf.

                 Oh!!

Jingle bells, Alfie tells,

On Tammy aw the time,

Noo its Tammys turn tae tell on Alf,

About Tyson he did whine,

 

Dashing through the site, and Tammy shouts whey hey,

I’m going tae get ma ain back if it’s the last thing that I dae,

Alfie just laughs back, ‘cause he’s had a good drink,

And doesnae gie a hoot about what anyone else thinks.

                   Oh!!

Jingle bells Dark_Chequer tells,

How she likes chocolate cakes,

And all types o choccy biccy’s too,

In fact anything chocolate makes,

 

Speeding to the shops, on her go fast motorbike,

With chocolate on her mind, ye’ve never seen the like, (ho ho ho)

Speeding up the road, tae get the kettle on,

And sit and enjoy the chocolate treats from the trip she’s just been on.

                   Oh!!

Jingle bells, North wales novice tells,

Of how he likes his sheep,

He sees them in the field at night,

Instead o counting them in his sleep,

 

He gets his wellies on, then off tae the fields he goes,

Laughing all the way, like santa HO HO HO,

He’s in the field o sheep, And to him they do bleat,

Even when it’s cold and wet, he’s warm and got dry feet.

                   Oh!!

Jingle bells, Davey B as well,

Who likes his biccys too,

And if you’re really lucky,

He’ll get a Blue Riband for you,

 

 

Clicking through the site, a for sale sign caught my eye,

Had to have a read, to see what I could buy,

There was Davey B, a lump o nothing was to see,

He said for absolutely nothing he would give it all to me.

                  Oh!!

Jingle bells, Pigeon pete is swell,

For he was kind enough,

To give us 3 white pigeons,

When the going did get tough,

 

We bought some birds on site, and then it all fell through,

Pigeon pete came on and said, I’ve got some birds for you,

If you really want them just pay for Amtrak too,

And I’ll maybe in the new year get some young birds back from you.

                Oh!!

Jingle bells, Oor Chrissy tells,

On how to show good birds,

And we should really watch and learn,

‘cause she’s won quite a few firsts.

 

Dashing to the shows, with a few birds of her choice,

And oh how she glows, when she hears the judges voice,

Telling her she’s first, then she’s home tae get the wine,

Oh what a brilliant day she’s had, it’s celebaration time.

                Oh!!

Jingle bells, chickadee tells,

Off how dovescot came back,

He’s wearing his new Christmas frock,

And he’s carrying santas sack,

 

Dashing through the threads, on this pigeon site,

Talking pigeon talk, We’re on it every night,

Having a good laugh, and heated debates too,

And if you can handle that, THIS IS THE SITE FOR YOU.

 

 

PS   I sincerely hope I’ve not offended anyone involved

    HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED.

          Yours in banter

           Chickadee.

 

 

 

 

[Guest REDFOXKRAUTHS]

pmls great job i love it

[Pompey Mick]

When's the CD being released Chickadee, straight to No 1 at Xmas methinks.

[chickadee]

pmls great job i love it

 

Why thank you, hope everyone else enjoys it. ;D

[chickadee]

When's the CD being released Chickadee, straight to No 1 at Xmas methinks.

 

Aye lol, I should have sang it on you tube. :D :D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

YOUR NUTS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

HI CHICKADEE, THATS WAS BRILLIANT,          

 

IT SHOULD BE ON YOU TUBE FOR DEFINATE        

 

STILL PMSL MATE :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

crackers (xmas) ;D ;D ;D            mon the killie

[chickadee]

HA HA HA Glad yer all enjoying it ;D It might be on you tube yet,when I can figure out how to do it. ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

PMSL Chickadee, by far the funniest thing i've read on pb since i joined! I bow to your superior intellectual wit! Class!  ;D

[Guest]

:o :oyeah cheers Carol  . i love you too   :o , not tellin you any more secrets  :B :B                                                                      andy

[chickadee]

:o :oyeah cheers Carol  . i love you too   :o , not tellin you any more secrets  :B :B                                                                      andy

 

HA HA HA awe go on Andy, be a sport and tell us more, I may need it for future reference. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest Greig the doo Drysdale]

well done just a pitty tammy didnt race his pigeons aswell. really good

[Guest]

 

HA HA HA awe go on Andy, be a sport and tell us more, I may need it for future reference. ;D ;D ;D ;D

for referance ?? i ken all too well what youll use it fa!   born yesterday i was not  ;D ;D ;D ;             andy

[me]

Roy Wood and Wizard got nothing to worry about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chickadee]

for referance ?? i ken all too well what youll use it fa!   born yesterday i was not  ;D ;D ;D ;             andy

 

AWE C'MON, ........go on.......pretty please. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[frank-123]

book yourself an appoinment at the doctor's see if he can book you into the loony bin

[crazy pigeon boy]

lol very good

[chickadee]

book yourself an appoinment at the doctor's see if he can book you into the loony bin

 

Sorry tried that, he says I'm too far gone tae get help. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[frank-123]

ask the webmaster to remove you before it's to late

[pigeonpete]

;D ;D pmsl when you singing it on you tube scottish girl?? :D ;D ;D

[chickadee]

;D ;D pmsl when you singing it on you tube scottish girl?? :D ;D ;D

 

pmsl ;D ;D ;D As soon as I know how tae get it on you tube,it'll be scottish girl eat yer heart out. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[DOVEScot]

ask the webmaster to remove you before it's to late

 

I don't think she will need to ask ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[chickadee]

 

I don't think she will need to ask ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

PLEEEEEEZE MR WEBMASTER, .......SIR............DON'T REMOVE ME....... ;D ;D ;D ;D