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Awe no again, hoo many times is that ave been flung oot,

Yir needing a life line no a life jacket ya Dafty,

Just keep on taking the Voddy and youll be aweright, mind have something ti eat or you will go haywire with the Delete button,

Hope yi see double and hit the Delete button, and realise its Fifer yive zapped, strong Voddy,

Yoor a right Nosey Bassa, let the man hae a wee swally without you asking, Guid on yi Alex, enjoy mate.

And yir finger on the Delete button,

Hope you enjoy the site and join in with the banter.

Maybe an auld transfer form mate.

He canny cause he 2 Daft,

Only hae the looney juice when ave had some chips,

Yi dinny have ti dae that,

Well ave never tasted them, but when a met Alf, a new he had them, so there nae guid for you folks.

When yir empty with the bootle, go oot the back door. fling it, and youll hit the big DAFTYS heid, if you miss his heid, stop drinking, hes got a heid like a snippers dream,

Am trying ti welcome back an Auld Pal, and get this Muck aff you ya Trumpet, sling yir Hook, ya Trumpet, You no what its like Andy, Alf at his his best, foo awe the cheap beer,

Cheap drink the night again ya CLOWN, GIRUY,

Thats a mug shot never to forget if ave seen 1 Welcome back onboard mate, youve been missed a lot let me tell you. Dougie.

Youll see bloo snaw before he opens the wallet,

Well done big fella you deserve it with the work you put into them,

Nae doot yill find that wan oot, maybe Alf will tell yi, hes on the same boat as you.

Yoor a right nosey bassa,

Hope you enjoy the site mate,

Speedy recovery Tooshy mate.

Some cracking birds there, may go along maself with ma birthday money, Just have ti look fir a lift no, so gee me a shout if you hae a seat in yir motor.

Well done to all. Mare cash for you Andy.

Well done Bobby great result for you mate, keep it going,