A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold".'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married'' Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied 'Get your own f*ing blanket.' After a moment of silence, he farted. The End.