Roland

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Hello!

Who's there?

What;s up Doc

Get real! Do you honestly believe,even for a moment, that the 'Rich and powers to be' would for a moment cut back huge profits made abroad and sold here? The thought wouldn't even be entertained. Were are still the 3rd / 4th biggest overseas investers in the world. And the reality is also in real terms the 4th riches nation on earth.... Just that they don't want to part with any of their' cash. Better by far for them to employed cheap labour, shoddy goods and cheapness from abroad... but Let the working class have 90% of the burden to run the country. Perhaps that is want is meant by 'All in it together'!int eh country and living in tax havens and them means, whilst controlling the defenceless.

I use for racing and after the moult. Especially on colder nights. Not too much, and is addictie. Linseed I have to feed a little before main feed. Kemp they will take readily anytime. JMO

I offer a bath 365 day a year or there abouts. Seems they are most keen after being out in the rain. Stock airvry has mesh floor... so swap around stockes and hens as the other doesn't. However A bath laid before them on Hession sacks suffices well. Yes damp wipes up with cloth easily. JMO. P.s. No they don't take to a bath every day by a long chalk.

Two black guys are at a bar talking, one says to the other, "you ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?" The second black guy says,"yeah, all the time." The other says, "why is that;? The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.' 'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell.' 'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.' 'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.' BULLFROGS & BLOW JOBS A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet,but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!' 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true... No more blow jobs! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off! ... The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books. 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked. The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook..........you're gone.' DENTIST The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra." The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

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Test tube?

Heard, now translate

like the man says Clegg went to the Dearest public school - Westminster - is a multi millionaire, likes like and acts like a Tory eletist, and ais in calhoots with the Tories. He is dishonest, and like Chameleon changes suit and colour when to own advantage. He told out right untruths and false promises to be elected, and like the Tories he has go back on, and will continue to go back on his word and promises just like the Tories... so to all intent and purpose he act and IS a tory. Etc. etc. etc. Vinnyis also a disgrace and ALL of the KNEW what the short fall thge BANKERS had cause. All agreed it was the way forward, and now slyly use it as A labour inflicted problem... and The Goverment has borrow 16 BIllion already which they tried to keep secret. 7 Billin in August and 9 billion in September, and Rising... but where' it going and whom is it going to help.... Why the Tories and the rich of course lol! Gosh am I the only genious (Lol spelling) able to work that out lol.

Sorry, but if all the other MP's formed a coalition with labour they still just fall short of having enough numbers. f course they would or they would have got hot of these cruds. Also they would dare do hal of the lining of their own nests. Never mind this 'All in it together ... the poorer and most defenceless will be in deep C&ap and the rest just suffering in the quadmire. The rich lot won't be in it... the only be in it for them is rising bank accounts.

Please

Just swallow

shhhhhhhhh! He might hear!

Tories don't want you to go lol.... else they lose 3 seats .... nearly. I would have no problem with any of the home countries going it alone. As long as they pay their own way it would surely be a worthwhile proposition. Mind might have a problem in some circles of sport regards their having 4 represenative instead of one. But then the West Indies have several indepent teams etc.

Playgrounds

No pips

Sapper says No!

Yep been there I.B. too. When they Tories said to me and countless others 'You will have to take a job at Wellingborough and do 5 days there 'Free' and a Saturday morning. I asked about expences naturally and was Told I would recieve £5 for my Saturday morning shift to cover that. So this isn't nothing new.... just more servere. Now in the year of 'Only one answer which is Yes' as the evil cow put over the Tories liturally said every man should own his own castle -(Yes) but then kept the sales of the Council houses and the councils couldn't build new houses --- then put interest rates up 18% at one time though 12 - 14 was the gist. Threw millions out of work - High unemployment as always - This was to have the effect, which it did, or 1000's losing their' homes every day! But lol and behold the rich bought these up at dirt prices and formed the 'Housing associations....' more money to the elbow. Now as for giving the jewelly away which BELONGED to the British people who actually own them these got sold over our heads illegally - made more money for the affluent. But cost us more. The railways after being sold of straight of cost the tax payer twice as more! Now it is collosal the millions every day the tax payer pours into the Railways.... YET the Board take millions of pound out of it as pament ever year. over £800 million a week and rising! Don't see much cutting back on their wages like the Bankers Bonuses etc. And Chameleon worships the Holy Cow! Wants to be like her! Help! help!

Sounds Like (now you have onomatopoeia)

Well might!

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