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  1. nothing wrong with your birds 20min behind 1st race only 4 mins 2nd race .your new to racing get them on the road a bit more through the week and get them out flying as much as you can round loft.
  2. 1st i taylor vel 1413 2nd g cairns and son vel 1345 3rd j frazer vel 1228 4th g cairns and son vel 1194 5th i hughes vel 1099 6th r halley vel 1084
  3. BIRDS DOING ABOUT VEL 1325
  4. midlothian fed up otterburn 7.00 W SW WIND
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    Late Breds

    a lot of good results over the seasons .so i would think a good bit of winning blood in the late breeds .also at working mans prices.be good to see any photos of yb,s or sire and dams
  6. yb,s will get 1st toss this morning 10 miles
  7. welldone vone
  8. no it is not to much my yb,s will go to 10 mile 1st time monday then to race on friday 60 mile
  9. what i take from this is don,t go for a pint with king billY as he is not A NICE person.if you need to know somthing ask gareth as he knows.also if you need to know somthing don,t ask peter/tyson as he will no tel ye.also looks like more birds will be for sale soon
  10. only 2 tosses before 1st race 10 miles from same place sutra hill all birds go up at same time birds will also be very hungry both times
  11. well done to the few fanciers and birds that got clocked out of this very hard endurance test.hope more birds make it home
  12. blaz

    Snfc

  13. Andy Murry is Scottish fact .it is funny how it starts of with a good tennis player that's turning out to be good at his game .then it leads to football which we all know we are p*ss at. for them that say he is British if you can ask someone in the street tomorrow just pick anyone i am sure they will put you right.
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    Ypres S.N.F.C

    having a very bad day had my ypres team and 4 late breeds from last year away this morning to give the 4 late breeds a bit more education and keep ypres birds ticking over only to 20 miles birds up at 11.55 at 12.30 4 late breeds 4 yearlings and not a single 1 of my main birds for ypres back it is now after 2 can,t understand how not even 1 of the older birds are back.so it won,t be 8 to 10 i will be sending
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    Worth A Smile

    An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams .. Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams . 'Oh my Goodness,' says the old lady, 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry,' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo .' 'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell .' 'You can't go to that nasty place,' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.' 'Maybe so,' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'
  16. blaz

    Worth A Smile

    Wife texts husband on a cold April morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "Pour some luke warm water over it." Wife texts back: "Computer completely fuc#*d now."
  17. blaz

    Worth A Smile

    The Woman Marine Pilot... The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realised, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mummy. She was a Marine pilot and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?" "Don't fuk with Mummy when she's been drinking."
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    Worth A Smile

    A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure..' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it..' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, soas not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast ?' An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly..' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.' A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!' A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..' Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' One more. . .! A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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    Free Bird

    the best offer of a free bird i have seen then to give a young cock to pair to this hen .a very generous offer nice 1 tam .one that i could easily say is tam your off your head but i won,t . i would say most of us thought this is a wind up myself included. so to stop any off us thinking you are at the wind up .if you have any notions of giving birds of that quality away . YE KEN WHARE THE HOOSE IS JUST DROP THEM IN.
  20. a grate performance put up by pigeon and fancier well done to both. this is the race all members of the s.n.f.c dream of winning and for a few dream of winning again.
  21. good job don,t let them that are late hold up result just tell them hardlines your to late. i know what you are thinking bleep bleep. THANKS GARY
  22. nice 1 frank
  23. blaz

    Ypres S.N.F.C

    AAGGGGGGGGGGG F......
  24. 162 views and only 3 Weldon's to outstanding performance by this pigeon and yet another top performance by john duthie WELL DONE JOHN
  25. the next national is next weekend ypres who is going how far is it to you and how many you sending we will be sending 8 to 10 birds 428 miles
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