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  1. Welcome to basics mate.
  2. 8th or 10th that way at least the young bird was hatched in the year it was rung.
  3. Frosty,dry and cold.
  4. They finished 90% of the local club shows in this area,we used to have 120 + birds on a Sunday night.Don't hold a show now.
  5. Blue sky,cold and windy. ^_^
  6. Hope you beat the weather mate,things don't look to good next week.
  7. From my my mate Des. What I want in a man Original List: (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Can tow a Caravan 4. Can cook a BBQ 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Appreciates a good TV dinner 7. Helps with the housework What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where I have put things 3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos on the road 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Stops trying to tell jokes What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing.2. Doesn't miss the toilet 3. Remembers where we both live.
  8. Welcome to basics :animatedpigeons:
  9. :emoticon-0156-rain: :emoticon-0156-rain:
  10. Good morning lads and lasses,have a great day at the show,wish I'd lived a bit nearer,would like to meet some of you for a chat. :animatedpigeons:
  11. Same here Archie
  12. Happy birthday people
  13. Well done lads
  14. Haven't parted them yet
  15. Good morning lads and lasses.
  16. Wild wet and windy,drinkers frozen,so are my bloody fingers. Update tossing it down.
  17. Welcome to Basics Ron.
  18. Happy Birthday Ian,have a great day.
  19. greenlands

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    Dad used to catch,take the rubber off,put it in a match box then run to the garden gate,give me the box and I would run to the pub window where the clock man and the secretary sat waiting. Race day,red cock through the loft door out came dad(not quite)and disappeared back into the loft,this if my memory serves me happened at least three times and with a few choice words managed to get to the gate and pass the box to me. On return to the loft I got the full story his braces had caught on the door latch,which was the next loft alteration. :animatedpigeons:
  20. Looks like we're in for a stinker in our area tomorrow. :( http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/nw/workington_forecast_weather.html I think it will turn to snow.
  21. Welcome to Basics Oscar
  22. POM can only be purchased via. a prescription. http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/Vetremox-Powder-200g/productinfo/VETREMOX/
  23. Secretary's info mate,if that's any help. Lindsay 43461 – 43640 NE92 HARROGATE H S Mr Ian Ramsey, 11 Stonefall Place, Harrogate, North Yorkshire HG2 7QL. Tel: 01423 885689
  24. From my mate Des. A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?†The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?†The guy then responded with a loud voice: “£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!†All the people in the library looked ! at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears: "I study law, and I know how to make someone feel guilty.â€
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