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Good morning lads and lasses.

Cold with the odd spot of rain and breezy.

Sunshine and cold here,West Cumbria.

Raining and cold.

2 & 4

Good morning mate,hope all's well with you.

Same here Brian,looks like it will make a nice day though. ^_^

Clear sky,black ice here,serious getting to the loft and it's in the back garden.

Thanks to my mate HERO>> THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately!!! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper ? Groceries are heavier . And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me. I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection…well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be! Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror. Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling? I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there! All I can do is pass along this warning: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities. PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' you to get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live.

Happy St Andrews day to all the Scottish members,have a gooden lads and lasses.

Happy birthday people,have a great day.

Hi Alan, ?? :emoticon-0138-thinking:

Frosty ^_^ ^_^

Are the breed all light coloured Alan,what distance are they at their best mate ? Lindsay

Yes Steve,hope all goes well from now on mate then I can enjoy the birds,going to cut down a bit,getting a bit too much at the mo.money I save on feed will buy some rings Lindsay

-2.c. and dropping fast here,looks like things will be frozen in the mo. Just been taking the drinkers out.

I have just been on the phone to Jim and all is sorted,he will be sending a club system out when I get the details of the club to him. Thanks everyone for posting on this thread and thanks to Jim Savage for his patience and time. Lindsay C

I would like to apologise to Jim Savage of Benzing,this thread was not put on to degrade him or his good name,all I wanted was help. Sorry for any harm done Jim. Yours in the sport. Lindsay C

Well done Tom,and as for Steve,yes mate A1 bloke. :animatedpigeons:

First time the drinkers have been solid and droppings like marbles,coffee and toast time

Freezing hard here.

Happy Birthday lads.

Welcome to basics. :animatedpigeons: Lindsay

Phoned the rep.will have to get back to him before I buy the clock at the weekend.Yes mate the club where I'm buying the clock from has a base station,but we require one which belongs to our club.