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  1. Chlorine will dissipate over a period of time if left to stand.Page 7. http://www.unitedutilities.com/documents/Water_In_The_Home_2015.pdf
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  3. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Racing-Pigeon-Flying-Vet-Book-/252460371982?hash=item3ac7cf900e:g:9nIAAOSwyDxXhqYp
  4. Didn't take long to go !!
  5. Best forty quid you'll ever spend ? Buy now price. I have the same book and you wouldn't get it off me for the same price. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RACING-PIGEON-FLYING-VET-BOOK-/112055631859?hash=item1a17093ff3:g:wLwAAOSw7XZXhnQG
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  8. Will pass INFO on mate.
  9. Local lad got it in ??
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  14. Happy birthday
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  16. Just to start your day off on the right foot Pat. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.' :drinking-coffee-200:
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  18. An old Marine Pilot sat down at Starbucks, still wearing his old US Marine Corps flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: ​"Are you a real pilot?" He replied: 'Well I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
  19. This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: "Up until last week, I still had it all!!! A cook, my clothes were washed & pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school ..." I asked him, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce???" "Oh no, nothing like that" he said. "No, no ... I got out of prison."
  20. http://www.rpra.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/RPRA-Rules-2016.pdf 201-229.
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