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Sorted with the old super glue!! 1 inch gash,now sealed Cheers
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Had a black cock youngster return with the above. This is a first for me, Question is... Super Glue,or Stitching?
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. They go straight to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; "Dat's Dem". The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick, "Put dem in a pepper bag for me" The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick. He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his friend drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a loud 'Splat!' As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head. "Fock dat," says Paddy, "dis budgie jumpin' is way too dangerous for me..." A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop and is carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'. Seamus pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun. "Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until he joins Sean's mashed remains at the bottom of the cliff. Paddy shakes his head and says to himself, "An oim never troyin' dat parrotshootin' oider." After a few minutes, Danny strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Danny pulls a large chicken out of the bag. He puts the chicken above his head, holds its legs and launches himself off the cliff with the same disastrous result. Once more Paddy shakes his head. "For da loife of me Danny, first der was Sean wit his budgie jumpin', den Seamus parrotshootin' and now you fockin henglidin'!" Off he went, heading for the safety of his local pub.
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Stock Cock Watery Dropping
ghostrider replied to Platinum's topic in Novices, Beginners & Young Fanciers
I've read that ...If you inject for paramyxovirus thinking you might have it, IF SO....it BOOSTS the Virus. Atb -
Sent 13, Stratford 69 miles 11 out of 13 upto now. First two to drop together we're Pvdmrs In a fairly strong SW wind
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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in his mouth, reading:"10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus-stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, and then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He barks repeatedly. No answer. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again & again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. Eventually, a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius, my *expletive removed*. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"
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Anyone Finding The Heat In The Uk Affecting There Birds?
ghostrider replied to kingziemckay's topic in Notice Board
A mate of mine lost a few yesterday 19 I think, went off roaming,one reported last night,he's been and collected it.(injured) He usually lets his youngsters out around midday ..it was to hot I thought 4 or 5 back this morning one was a sticker mealy cock I bred him. I've been letting my youngsters out first thing around 5.30 yesterday no training! Today the same flew around for 40 mins,then a flock of trainers heading south. Mine went with them, all arrived back in drips and drabs.last one back around 7.30 Saved me taking down the road -
My Wife said what will they think of next. The world is going BONKERS!! What's next Rams wearing Underpants etc etc
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Picked this bird up tonight,from a non fancier. Tail,wing feathers gone,say no more Been on the RPRA WEBSITE Reported it. Received a reply seconds later.01480 8548??.no such no...surprise suprise,changed the 01480 to 01482 Wallah The owner S Marritt,who has no contact no..he resides in HULL somewhere!! BUT I spoke to the Clubs secretary,he said he is not a member of there club no more/FALLOUT. Don't know why I bother
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A BIG THANK YOU!! Over the Moon Been after this for eons Great to see the Late Tom,Blue Jan,Atom,Geshiffte,etc etc Atb
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http://s722.photobucket.com/user/towerrumble/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20140925_134325.jpg.html His track name is Must Be Triggs,age 2+ You can see some of his races on..Greyhound Data Base
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GREYHOUND,without a doubt!! Silent Assassins Plus they make Fantasic pets!! Very clean,and don't mess with their food either 10/10
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I've just bought a New Bricon system + rings £535,can't wait to use it
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Barca 2-1
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If you own your own house ( outright ) Take a look at your Deeds,if not get your Solicitor to have a look! We had the same problem with our last house regarding some land,that was Not included on our deeds We had to apply to the LAND REGISTRY,that did cost us for a search, can't remember the price But it was soon sorted out by them,and our solicitor had the document from them to prove it Was ours From way back when. Hope you get it Sorted
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Uddingston Flying Club
ghostrider replied to bluecock's topic in Lanarkshire Federation and Club Results
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I borrowed,some old Soontjens 9 years + off my good friend Fred, Going back to the originals,as far back to the tree as I could. As Luck would have it,Although they missed the odd egg here and there. I did get a few good birds out of them. Atb
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PM,Sent.
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Where Has She Been To ?
ghostrider replied to andy Burgess's topic in Help - What's wrong with my bird?
Quarantine,see what her droppings are like etc For 7 days,I'd 4 in 1 tablet her,to be on the safe side. Atb -
COLOMBOVAC Or NOBILIS ( oil based THERE's a bit of Price difference COLOMBOVAC 50 doses £19.29 inc vat NOBILIS P201 80 doses £22.54 As for myself I have gone for the nobilis I'm going to do my stockbirds,because I have imported quite a few. Along with my youngsters which will be done tomorrow. Atb
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Put those youngsters,in the RP,HW!!! You might get more Interest Imo ATB