aye and a could nae hit a barn door rab lol in fact when you left the day i got the shirt off and sat out in the garden when i started to burn i remembered the wife saying she got sun loition for the wee grandaughter coming to stay so i rakes in the cuboard minus the glasses and sees a spray bottle with for kids on it so i sprays half bottle on me and back out in sun after 10 mins i began to fry i said this stuffs c p im still burning i heard the wife in the kitchen and shouts helen dont put any that lotion on wee elle it does not work she shouts back thats because the stuff youre spraying on is to untangle long hair ya clown lol chest hair is straight as a die now but