i would tell him tae move tae the coast near you and fly in a diddy club ;D ;D ;D ;D and look really hard for the 120 doos he obviously canna find :P :P
if your wife wore the troosers in the black w/fl hoose they would need to send for search and rescue tae mount a mission tae get her oot;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D