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Blue Chequer Pied

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  1. Buyer beware, too many of them get run up by ghost bidders in my opinion.
  2. One man's meat is another man's poison. The beauty of pigeon racing is show me a theory or system and I will show you somebody that does the exact opposite and still wins!
  3. He is not intellegent enough to be sarcastic :emoticon-0127-lipssealed:
  4. Geordie pm me your address and I will forward some onto you
  5. I take it your better half never logs on here Geordie
  6. Well done lads. Jumbo the beers are on you in Belgium :emoticon-0137-clapping:
  7. Thats probably why I can find them. Think they were cheap enough last time I looked.
  8. That would be good to see.
  9. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Racing-Pigeon-Sputnik-Traps-/261109715994?pt=UK_Pet_Supplies_Birds&hash=item3ccb5a141a http://www.elimarpigeons.com/Auction/item.php?id=22220 Cant find the petron traps from ebay, the auction must be finished
  10. Elimar one was 3ft and cant remamber the ebay sizes. I will have a look.
  11. There were two petron stall traps on e-bay the other day, maybe worth a look. Somebody also selling one on elimar at the moment.
  12. Cheers lads
  13. Cheers John That was first on the list Davey, I think it will be awesome. Cheers Archie
  14. Cheers Geordie, never been either but thoroughly looking forward to it. Hi Frank, me and my lad have that one sorted. Was hoping to get to a game but Barca are away to Deportivo on wednesday night.
  15. I am off to Barcelona tomorrow with the wife and kids. Has anybody that has been any recommendations of where to go or what to do. Have checked all the guide books but just in case they have missed anything :emoticon-0157-sun:
  16. How does it go again?....'Out of the mouths of babes' or something like that :emoticon-0137-clapping: I bet you had a chuckle Davey
  17. In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.
  18. The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Glasgow youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Castlemilk were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Glasgow pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.
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