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Delboy

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  1. Hows the weather thru there Bobby Hope they turn in Rab, ybs are mental these days
  2. Well done Kirsty and thanks for looking after the wee bird for whoever it belongs to.They will be very grateful.
  3. Delboy

    Ets

    Why £100??? It was £75 last month.I think the fanciers should be using the cheapest system made available to them.I know I will be definately thinking about it over the winter.
  4. Well said Mark, 100% correct m8
  5. Its all about helping your fellow fancier, not *expletive removed* hindering them.I would never ask anyone to dispose of a bird for me nor toss it up or whatever.I would always send for the pigeon BUT, expletive remove lets work together here.Owen, your attitude is all wrong as you are out to make it a pain for your fellow fancier.If that is the case, dont report strays or let them in your loft.
  6. Delboy

    Ets

    Does other ETS have the same battery charge etc as Unikon.When I first got my Unikon I was under the impression that a new battery would cost £20 .Now that everyones got them the price has quadrupled !!!!!!!!
  7. Delboy

    Snfc Niort

    Seemingly the canteen lady at Firhill has been feeding a stray ch hen up for a few weeks and she liberated it yesterday.Just a thought John, lol
  8. lol, Im not arguing with ye but wait til ye have kept them for 40 years and we will see how ye fair lol.
  9. I think youll find 99% of pigeon keepers are responsible for their birds but dont be so naive to think you would want to send 40 quid for a pigeon that goes into another loft. The fact of the matter is, 99% of strays are sh ite and if ye breed off them, ye get more sh ite.
  10. Excellent m8, I know alot that got gubbed from Otterburn on Saturday.Flying west of you too so shouldve suited????
  11. I had a disaster this year, 62 ybs training and never got a bird back for 3 days.Seemingly they collided with jets but ive ended up with 12/62.I have one reported in Bolton, 200 miles away, imagine I had the other 49 reported there.Alot of money to get them back so I think we all must be helping each other in this sport as this sort of thing could happen to anyone.If it was a newstart or young person then surely you wouldnt expect them to pay 40 quid a time to get there birds back.Everyone should help each other instead of causing problems for each other.I understand that you shouldnt be expected to dispose of a pigeon for someone but if you are not prepared to do that then put the pigeon out or into a stray basket.There are transporters going all over that can be delivering strays anywhere in Britain, help each other expletive remove.jmo ps.All my ybs are bred from proven stock
  12. Danny, get on yer transport committee and do something about it.*expletive removed* no use speeling on here.Ive never seen baskets like that in my life, *expletive removed* disgrace, but im sure they will be replaced soon.
  13. Delboy

    Ets

    Why you think that Frank??
  14. Delboy

    Snfc Niort

    Good bird to get home fae that yin, well done
  15. Many were in the Lanarkshire convoy?
  16. Same pigeon in both photos???? very similar anyway
  17. Good race m8, thats what we want to hear.
  18. how was the returns Peter
  19. Good race with doos piling in, thats the way it should be
  20. Super heavyweight champion, mmm not convincing.He was very lucky to get the decision, fighting a gypo too lol
  21. Your the only person I know that uses the word malarky and gets away with it lol
  22. Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete. That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! He's playing out of his pie crust. They won't just have to play outta their skin to beat Phil Taylor.They'll have to play outta their essence! Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. There's no one quicker than these two tungsten tossers... He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them His face is sagging with tension. The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board. He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends. That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here. He is as slick as minestrone soup There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy! I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap,Crackle and Pop outta Bristow Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax. If you're round your auntie's tonight, tell her to stop making the cookie's and come thru to the living room and watch these two amazing athletes beat the proverbial house out of each other The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there! This lad has more checkouts than Tescos. John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy. It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia. His physiognomy is that of a weeping Madonna. He's as cool as a prized marrow! Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint. He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. The pendulum swinging back and forth like a metronome When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C. S... Cue Sorcerer By the time of the final on Sunday he should be fit to burst! There's only one word for that - magic darts! When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27. Eat your heart out Harold Pinter, we've got drama with a capital D in Essex. If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home. Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas Bobby George, with his bad back, looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit! The atmosphere is a cross between the Munich Beer Festival and the Coliseum when the Christians were on the menu. Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train! He's like D'Artagnan at the scissor factory. Trying to read Reyes's mind is like trying to read the mind of Jabba the Hutt These guys look calm but inside they are as nervous as a vampire who knows there's a sale at the wooden stake shop in the morning. That was like watching Popeye when he found his spinach! He's as twitchy as a frog in a blender He's going like the Loch Ness Monster with a following wind! Keith Deller is like Long John Silver - he's badly in need of another leg. He looks as happy as a scorpion who's just had a pedicure! Eyes like a pterodactyl....with contact lenses Cliff Lazarenko's jumping up and down like a gorilla saying give me back my banana!" On Bobby George - "He's like a Sherman tank on roller skates coming down a mountain!" He's twitching more than a one legged ferret! He's moving with the purpose of a Panzer Division He may practice 12 hours a day, but he's not shy of the burger van! He's like Jack The Ripper on a Friday night. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one on thin ice. Rod now looking like Kevin Costner when told the final cost of Waterworld. Tarantino re-writing Gunfight at the OK Corral couldn't have done any better than this. It's like Dracula getting out of his grave and asking for a few chips with his steak. That Lad could through 180 standing one legged in a hammock. This game of darts is twisting like a rattlesnake with a hernia! It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair. This is the clash that makes King Kong versus Godzilla look like a chimpanzees tea party!
  23. I was embarrassed watching him, he shouldve left his heart in there, even if he got knocked out, at least he wouldve tried.Pathetic excuse for a boxer.
  24. Delboy

    Unmoothaj

    Keep yer tips to yersel
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