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WHO WERE THE WINNERS THEN??? COULDNAE MAKE IT TODAY AS IT WAS OUR FED AGM..........

YE URNAE ALLOWED TO DOWNLOAD FILMS AFF THE NET YA DAFTY :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

WAN O THEY BLANTYRE CHANCERS WILL HAVE HAD THEM IN GEO :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

THE MRS IS OUT TONIGHT WITH HER PALS AM SITTING CHILLING WITH A FEW GLASSES OF VODKA MATEY :egyptian: :egyptian: :emoticon-0167-beer:

AM SURPRISED HE NEVER LEFT IT FULL SO HE DIDNAE NEED TO TALK TO YOU :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

SO DOES HE GEO DONT LET THE BANGER TELL YE ANYTHING ELSE :egyptian: :egyptian: :egyptian:

WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF GETTING A SECRETARY FOR £2,265 NO CHANCE :emoticon-0127-lipssealed: :emoticon-0127-lipssealed:

WELL I THINK THE GUY IS AFTER A WEEKLY WAGE FAE THE FED BE THAT WITH OR WITHOUT A CONTRACT????

WHAT WOULD THE MEMBERS OF THE FED OAN HERE THINK IF I TOLD YOU I KNOW SOMEONE WILLING AND CAPABLE TO DO THE JOB BUT WOULD BE LOOKING FOR APPROX A 30 HOUR A WEEK CONTRACT ON MINIMUM WAGES MEANING A WAGE OF APPROX £8500 A YEAR NOT EXACTLY A KINGS RANSOM BUT IN RETURN HE WOULD BE WILLING TO RUN A FED YOUNG BIRD SALE AND A BIG SHOW TO OFFSET THE COST OF PAYING THE EXTRA WAGES FOR THE FED???? WHAT DO YEEZ THINK THEN???? PS...AM NO NAMING ANY NAMES SO DONT ASK THE NOO :emoticon-0157-sun: :emoticon-0157-sun:

CATCHING PLENTY OF MICE JUST NOW IN THE LOFTS HAD POISON DOWN THE LAST 4 OR 5 DAYS ASWELL AND NOTICED IT WAS GETTING NIBBLED AT THE 1ST COUPLE OF DAYS BUT NOT SO MUCH LATELY SO HOPING WE ARE CLEARING THE PLACE THE NOO :emoticon-0138-thinking: JUST WONDERING HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE FINDING IT JUST NOW WITH THEM ARE YOU GETTING ANY TELL TALE SIGNS ?????

FED THE DOOS THIS MORNING THEN WENT TO THE FED AGM WATCHED THE TIC GAME OAN MY PC AND NOT LONG BACK FAE ASDA WITH ANOTHER LTR OF VODDY AS WE CATTLED THE OTHER WAN LAST NIGHT :egyptian: :egyptian: :egyptian:

approx 450 me thinks but dont quote me oan that

60 or 70 in the hall i would think

Quickest AGM i have been at already back in the hoose.....

SCOTTISH FOOTBALL LEGEND

AM NO TELLING YE YA NOSEY BASSA :P :P :P

WELCOME TAE BASICS :emoticon-0167-beer: :emoticon-0167-beer:

I have heard of 2 clubs that are looking elsewhere for training facilities down the east but as for leaving the fed that's a new wan on me

If your know where they are on methil get it sorted with some late training

I don't finish till 8 do I'll be late in

SEE ON THE OREGO STIM WAN HOW MUCH MORE BENEFICIAL DO YOU THINK IT IS FOR THE DOOS THAN GETTING DRIED OREGANO OOT ASDA AND BOILING IT UP TO MAKE TEA WITH IT THEN GIVE THAT TO THE DOOS IN THE DRINKER???

JUST UP FAE THE LOFT PISSING DOWN WHEN I WENT ACROSS THE PARK BUT TOO WINDY TO PUT THE BIG UMBRELLA UP FED THE DOOS CHECKED THE TRAPS PUT MARE BAIT DOON FOR THE MICE AND THEN WALKED BACK ACROSS HANDS WERE BLUE BY THE TIME I GOT BACK TO THE CAR TIME FOR THE THERMALS AND THICK GLOVES AGAIN ME THINKS :(

been pissing doon awe night here and still heavy rain this morning :emoticon-0156-rain: :emoticon-0156-rain: :emoticon-0156-rain:

Danny will you actually be going to the meeting this time or just sit on here talking crap after the meeting is over like usual????

JUST UP FAE THE LOFT PISSING DOON HERE AND HAMILTON AND QUITE WINDY TAE :emoticon-0156-rain: :emoticon-0156-rain: