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THERE IS A DOO FOOD SUPPLIER IN STARTHAVEN THE NOO MIND YOU NO THE CHEAPEST!!!

IF MY BOY EVER SPOKE TO ANYONE LIKE THAT I WOULD KILL HIM!!!

IF IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MY BOY THAT SPOKE TO THE TICKET INSPECTOR LIKE THAT I WOULD HAVE F**KED THE BAM AFF THE TRAIN HEID 1ST MASEL NO WAY WOULD I LET MY BOY TALK TO ANYONE LIKE THAT AND IF I FOUND OUT ABOUT HE WOULD BE GETTING SLAPPED FOR IT BIG TIME...

AYE SHE'S A GOOD YIN IAN :santa-dance:

AYE IT WAS TOOSH I ENJOYED IT MATE AND THE MRS CAME INTAE GLASGOW AT 2 THIS MORNING TO GET ME SO THAT WAS A RESULT TAE :devil:

AM SUFFERING A WEE BIT IT WAS OUR WORKS XMAS NIGHT OOT LAST NIGHT A FEW PINTS A FEW HAWFS A FEW JAIGER BOMBS AND ANOTHER FEW VODDIES :blink: :emoticon-0123-party:

my 1st contribution of the night fae the blue nile

WELL GAZ THAT'S AN OFFER YE CANNAE REFUSE :pidge:

yer falling tae bits man mind you ye are at a funny age :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

:animatedpigeons:

AYE THEY DONE WELL TOOSH AND COULD HAVE HAD ANOTHER GOAL OR 2 BUT THE CELTIC KEEPER HAD TO MAKE SOME TOP CLASS SAVES ASWELL TO STAY IN THE GAME

I WOKE UP AT HAWF 4 THIS MORNING WITH A MEGA HANGOVER(HAD A GOOD WEE CARRY OOT FOR THE FITBAW LAST NIGHT) AND THE WIFE DROPPED ME OFF IN HIGH BLANTYRE AT HAWF 5 AND I GOT A LIFT TO WORK AFF MY MATE BUT GETTING REALLY TIRED NOO I THINK I NEED A COUPLE OF HOURS IN MA KIP :wacko:

NUMBERS 1 & 6 FOR ME CLASS DOOS :emoticon-0137-clapping: :emoticon-0137-clapping:

WHEN I FINISHED WORK AT 2PM TODAY IN EAST KILBRIDE THE CAR WAS FROZEN AGAIN AS IT WAS SITTING IN THE SHADE AND I THINK WE ARE IN FOR A COLD YIN TONIGHT

GET A PRIVE LIST POSTED FOR AWE THE STUFF THEN AND LET THE PILGRIMS KNOW :egyptian:

I USED TO USE IT ANDY GOT IT FAE CARLUKE CLUB BUT NOT BEEN UP FOR A WHILE NOO AND NO NOTHING ABOUT THEIR PRICES NOW BUT IT WAS SOUND FEEDING

AYE HE ALWAYS WORE IT WHEN HE WAS GOING TO THE BAR IN CASE HE HAD TO BUY ANYONE A PINT IAN :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

BOTTOM RIGHT HAND SIDE LYING FACING THE CAMERA SMILE PLEASE VERY GOOD :egyptian: :egyptian:

Sitting in the car just now waiting oan my boy and the rain is belting Doon it's blowing a gale and it's almost dark already

Very heavy hail stones shower on the way into work this morning and only 1c and they are predicting snow for today here tae

HOPE YER WELL MATE :emoticon-0157-sun:

AYE GOOD LUCK STUART!!!

WHAT THEY LOOKING FOR ANDY? ARE YE KEEPING OK MATE? I HAVE TO SAY YE SOUNDED LIKE AN OLD MAN ON THE PHONE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO :emoticon-0157-sun:

Rain was belting Doon in east Kilbride about 30 mins ago when we were sitting at our breakfast in the canteen in work it was almost dark outside

Pissing Doon when I left for work at hawf 5 this morning