john cumming

Happy birthday Ian, have a good een bud john

well its a white out in the north sea with us just now, flights all on hold, quality haha snow snow snow & more snow haha john

The Satnav I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend ... It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It’s better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off who can relate then hahaha john

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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her." Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this!" She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.' well i liked it john

safe tae say theres a chill n the air john

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ................. Archaeologists believe it may be ?? Pharaoh Roche John

i kane the feelin wullie loking for one myself, theres not so many in our neck oh the woods, john

R.I.P John

nice morning here, bit of a chill n the air though john

totally agree john

stephen cowie

SU 11 NE 6903: RED COCK: This bird belongs to : MR STEPHEN COWIE: TEL: 01542 488419 regards john

crackin day out in the middle of the north sea just now, sunshine, light south easterly wing & quite warm for this time of year here john

it is our club i think, will find out and get back to you john

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning, We will remember them. Lest we forget John

by the looks of things yous had a good night, john

aye and ours as well john

what a legend R.I.P Bill

and the anoraks will still defend this attacks, when will something be done??? when there is a fatality??? and it will be said that the raptor is not capable??? same here

thats just the problem with many clubs the damage has already been done with supposidly big money backers splashing the cash, but mostly not theirs and when the sh*t hits the fan they tend to bail out n leave the clubs in a terrible state with their very existence on the line, but all clubs should be living within their means?? which unfortunately doesnt seem to be happening with many john

R.I.P john

ive not raced any of my young birds for the last 5 years or so & have won our club old bird averages for the last 5 years running so it works for me , but i have and do train the youngsters up to our first race point (68 miles) some times further and keep them on open hole through the winter with the odd winter training toss. john

happy birthday alan, ah the best, 21 AGAIN bud john

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