harky

Who cares , happy new year to yis all

LAST TIME A SEEN A DUG SLEEPING AT A FIRE I WAS IN A PUB AND THERE WAS 2 AULD YINS SITTING WAY IT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE LOCAL NED SAT DOON BESIDE THEM AND STARTED SLAGGING OF THEIR DUG, ONE AWE THE OLD GUYS SAID IT HAD MORE BRAINS THAN HIM , THE NED LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID HOW YOU WORK THAT OOT, THE AULD YIN SAID IT MAKES THINGS , THE NED SAYS AWE AYE RIGHT AND HOW DOES IT DO THAT , THE AULD YIN SAYS LIFT ITS TAIL AND HIT A KICK IN THE *expletive removed* , SO THE NED DONE IT ,WELL AV NEVER SEEN A DUG TURN AS QUICK IN MA LIFE AS IT MADE A SWING FOR HIS BAWS AND A BOLT FOR THE DOOR ;D ;D ;D

Exactly they are a migratory bird meaning they seek warmer climates in winter

;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dyou canny do much in the hut yersel or they most definately would be dead ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

;D AYE ILL HAVE TWO ON SAUSAGE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D IT EWILL STILL BE -7 THERE ;D ;D ;D ;D

WHO ;D

Naw shes still here, its -7 oot there and she will no go far ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

YE HA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D -7 here in wishy the night ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

peter oberholster takes the pigeons over i think

Best of luck

you willm pick an old heater fan motor for a tenner and an old battery for the same

scandelous thats what it and they are getting away with it and they call themselves FANCIERS

WAS OVER YOUR AY THE NIGHT DANNY AND PISSED THROUGH YER LETTER BOX

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DHES SNORING LIKE A BEAR YI WANT TO HEAR IT ,THE NEIGHBOURS BANGING THE WALL ;D ;D

MA NAMES NO HOMER ;D ;D ;D ;D

YOU WOULD TO IF YOU SEEN HER ;D ;D ;D ;D

AM NO, SAMMYS ON THE COUCH FARTING AND SNORING, ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING HE CAN FART AND EMPTY HALLS NO PROBLEM , NEVER SMELLED ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE ??)

THE STROKES V CHRISTINA WHAT A REMIX , BRILLIANT

;D ;D ;D ;D

SHE HODS THE BANK BOOKS ??)

YOU TO ;D ;D ;D ;D

BETTER BILING ,MA HEED THAN MY BAWS TOTY KNOB ;D ;D

FDECK SHE WID BE OR THE MOON AND WIDNY REPORT ME MISSING FOR A MONTH ;D

YOU OOT WAY HOMERS LAWNMOWER CHASNG SHEEP AGAIN ;D