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HERE'S A CLEARER PICTURE FOR YOU

SHE WASS DRINKING A COFFEE AND IT WENT AWE OER HER

JUST FRIGHTENED THE SH1TE OOT THE WIFE THERE SHOUTING YES

GOT MA BOTTLE OF VODDY TODAY CHEERS GUYS

AN OPEN AVIARY CERTAINLY DOES THEM NO HARM EITHER I KEEP MY STOCK BIRDS IN 1 OF THEM AND TOOK A 1ST AT EVERY SHOW I TOOK THEM TO LAST YEAR

gie them it before you feed them there normal grub geo

WELL DONE BRUCE WE'LL NEED TO MEET UP FOR ANOTHER DRINK AGAIN SOMETIME TAE CELEBRATE

TAKES PLENTY OF VODKA TO MAKE MA EYE THAT COLOUR FRANK PS....NEARLY TANNED A LTR OF VODDY THE NOO WAITING ON HER TAE GET READY expletive remove BUT TO BE FAIR KAREN HAS HAD 2 OR 3 HAWFS OOT IT

MIGHT BE UP THE MORRA BUT ONLY FOR A DRINK AS I'M NO ALLOWED TO BUY AS WE GO ON HOLIDAY IN UNDER 3 WEEKS

IF YE KNOW IT'S A NEWMAINS BIRD PHONE THE SEC YA DAFTY PS......... FORGOT TO REPLY TAE YER PM ABOOT IT EARLIER

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WELL DONE JUMBO PS....WULLIE IF YOU KEEP GOING LIKE THIS HOW CAN THEY SACK YOU MATE ALAN

NAW MATE NEED TO GO OOT WI HER TONIGHT

EVEN BETTER WHEN DAE I GET MA PRIZE????

AWAY AN BILE YER HEID YA DAFTY

ya beauty that is ma number what have i won????

WELL DONE J DOUGAL PS.WHO WON THE RAFFLE???????

DID WE NOT HAVE A VOTE AT THE AGM 2 YRS AGO SAYING WE WOULD BE STICKING TO THE EAST ROUTE FOR 3 YRS

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GOT MA WEE DOO BETWEEN 3 AND HAWF 4 BUT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING HAS HAD A GO AT HER SO DEFO NO Y/B NATIONAL NOW

SENT 1 MASEL BUT I WOULD HAVE BEEN A BIT MARE CONFIDENT IN HER IF I HAD REMEMBERED TO LIFT THE FEEDING BEFORE I WENT TO WORK YESTERDAY AFTERNOON

Davie usually comes doon the day before it and goes oot wi us for a few beers