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GEO AT 7 THIS MORNING YOU COULDNAE SEE 100YDS HERE IN HAMILTON FOR THE MIST BUT IT'S OK NOW TO TAKE THEM AS THE SUN BURNED THE MIST AWAY EARLIER GOOD LUCK IF YOU DO TAKE THEM MATE

WHEN I WENT DOWN TO THE LOFT YESTERDAY MORNING I HAD ANOTHER BIRD BACK FROM LAST WEEKS RACE AND WHILE I WAS THERE IN THE AFTERNOOON I SEEN A DOO COMING UP THE PARK AND IT LANDED ON MY Y/B LOFT ROOF BUT IT WAS MOCKIT SO DIDNAE RECOGNISE IT AT THE TIME BUT IT JUMPED DOON AND IN IT WENT 1 FROM THE WEEK BEFORE BUT ON TALKING TO SOME OF THE GUYS IN THE CLUB YESTERDAY 1 MEMBER GOT 5 Y/B'S YESTERDAY AND ANOTHER GOT 2 SO EITHER SOMEONE LET A FEW GO YESTERDAY MORNING UP HERE OR THE CHANGE IN THE WIND AND THE DOOS GOING OVER PICKED THEM UP BUT I WAS GLAD TO SEE THE 2 I GOT ANYWAY

DONE THE VERY SAME THING TONIGHT WHEN I REPORTED A DOO AND THE BOY PHONED ME JOHN I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS GONNAE DO WITH THE BIRD IF/AFTER HE CAME AND GOT IT AND DID HE WANT ME TO DEAL WITH IT AS I WOULD NEVER FORCE ANYONE TO COME FOR A PIGEON IF THEY DONT WONT IT MATE....BUT IT'S GETTING PICKED UP THE MORRA EVENING BY SAID PERSON

ARDEER DOO JOHN TEL I RAMSAY ON 01294 470843

IT WAS A MOTHERWELL CLUB DOO ANGELA

I THINK YE'LL NEED TO PHONE THE OFFICE FOR THAT WAN HOMER

IT WILL BE APPROX 10 MLS FAE YOU I WOULD THINK GEO AYE

AYE WELL DONE TOM ;) ALAN

THIS IS WHERE THE HARD BIT STARTS MATE GOING ON THE 1ST TOSS YERSEL IF I WAS YOU I WOULD HEAD TOWARDS CARLUKE AND JUST PAST THE GOLF COURSE YOU COME TO 2 ROUNDABOUTS AT THE 2ND WAN TAKE A LEFT AND THERE IS A WEE PARK ABOUT 100YDS ALONG THE ROAD ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE PERFECT FOR A 1ST TOSS FOR THEM YOU COULD ALWAYS HEAD DOON THE 74 TO COALBURN BUT THAT IS BANDIT COUNTRY MATE

NO BEFORE TRAINING THEM GEO NAW

SEE THEY DELUX WANS YE ARE EFTER IS THAT FAE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT USED TO HAVE THE BIG SHAGGY DUG IN THEIR ADVERTS OAN THE TV LIKE

HAW MAW THAT DIRTY *expletive removed* JUST SHAT OAN MA HEID

HAD A PM FAE IAN MCKAY A WEE WHILE AGO TO SAY THAT 1 OF MY ABERDEEN Y/B'S CLEARLY STAMPED LOW WATERS LANARKSHIRE FED HAS ENDED UP BACK IN THE STRAY BASKET IN ABERDEEN

I NEVER SENT ANY TO THE RACE YESTERDAY DEREK BUT I WAS THERE WHEN THE DOOS CAME AND NEVER LEFT TILL AFTER 6 AND THERE WAS STILL PLENTY OF BIRDS TO COME AND I SPOKE TO MY MATE THIS MORNING AND HE STILL HAD 5 TO COME FROM 20 SENT ANOTHER PERSON AT OUR PLACE HAD 4 TO COME FROM 20

VERY WELL DONE IAN SHOWING UP THE CARLUKE MAFIA BIG TIME

WELL DONE MATE

IT SHOULD BE TIGHT IN THE WEST BETWEEN THE EARLIEST WAN IN OUR CLUB AND SEMPLE IN WHAT TURNED OUT QUITE A FAST RACE

THE BEST I HAVE HEARD IN OUR CLUB IS 5.06 BUT DONT KNOW IF IT WON THE RACE BUT THERE IS ANOTHER COUPLE OF DOOS IN AT 7 PAST AT OUR PLACE

NO ANYMORE THAN NORMAL

GOOD AM COMING UP FOR OUR STRAYS THE DAY

THAT'S A SARE WAN MATE

AYE I DONT THINK IT WILL BE FAR AWAY BILL 2 OR 3 DOOS IN AROUND THE 20 PAST 11 MARK (IN GLASGOW) FAE WHAT I HEAR

THERE'S A DOO IN CLYDEBANK AT APPROX 11.40

MY RETURNS LAST WEEK % WISE A WEE BIT BETTER THAN WETHERBY BUT YOU COME ON HERE WEEK AFTER WEEK GOING ON ABOUT JITTERY JIM ALL THE TIME BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO THE JOB AND HE HAS MADE THE RIGHT DECISION THIS MORNING AS THE RAIN ISNAE LONG OFF DOWN THAT WAY AS I HAD A PM FROM SOMEONE WHO SITS 12MLS N/W OF SEDGEFIELD AND HE SAID THAT THE SUN IS ONLY NOW TRYING TO BREAK THROUGH SO YOU NEVER KNOW YE MIGHT GET A GOOD RACE THIS AFTERNOON